Dear God, We Need to Talk

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Dear God, We Need to Talk

My Note to God

Dear God, we need to talk. I understand why you’ve allowed me to suffer in the past. Because I learned from those trials and, heck, I’m even grateful for them. But this is the present. Get it? So, no more trials, O.K.?”

Love ya!

Me

God’s Note to Me

Dear You, today’s present is the past you’ll learn from tomorrow. Get it?

You’re welcome.

Love ya better!

God

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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49 Responses to Dear God, We Need to Talk

  1. Yes, I get it.

  2. Caroll says:

    Laughing and nodding at the same time! Thanks, Mitch (and God).

  3. All smiles here..!! Wonderful..!! Simple, touching and filled with pure childlike innocent feelings, love and surrender .. all these are God’s favourite..🙏🏼🥰

  4. vermavkv says:

    Interesting.😊

  5. wiseforward says:

    Smiles.😊

  6. SanVercell says:

    Tickled pink. Thanks, Mitch.

  7. Kounselling says:

    It is true that once we are out of that and have learned from it, we may experience gratitude for it. Well put Mitch.

  8. Gail Perry says:

    Sure I get it, but it’s still a trial!🙏

  9. Jermena says:

    Hihihi

  10. trE says:

    He does have quite an odd sense of humor. 😆😂🤣

  11. I read this while eating chocolate. Chocolate makes everything so much better. Thank God for chocolate!!

  12. Makes sense. Still, it made me laugh.

  13. One of my most often prayers is “God give me patience!” That was until I read KJV Romans 5: 3-4 “And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also; knowing that tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience, hope.” I am thinking I have sufficient patience! 😊

  14. bruce@ssa says:

    Message received. Brief, to the point…can’t ask for more than that, Mitch.😊

  15. L.G. says:

    Got it

  16. AI fïed says:

    Today’s present is the past you’ll learn from tomorrow’ is a perspective shift I needed. Easy to forget in the moment

  17. ibarynt says:

    Oooh okay 😁.

    My daughter said something similar sometime back, the present we live will also be the past. Quite profound for an 8 year old then.

  18. pastorpete51 says:

    Yes, I am on board with the exact sentiment. Yup, God’s plan, even when I hate it at the moment is always the best. Thanks for making the point with a smile my friend.

  19. It’s not always easy to accept we’ll have more clarity tomorrow!

  20. Nicely and cleverly put, Mitch.

  21. Norma says:

    Beautiful!!!🎁🌈💙💚🤍

  22. usfman says:

    It’s the uncertainty that I have problems with the future, Mitch. I say just stand in the present for now. Happy new year.

  23. Very relatable & hilarious 🤣

    Happy new year Mitch!

  24. Dalo Collis says:

    Ha, brilliant – and I’d laugh harder if it really wasn’t so true 😊. Perfect, and wishing you a wonderful 2026 ahead.

  25. Spiritual truth with humor, Mitch, love it!

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