Alien Sighting!

11713854_10206920410949615_4605392444251628789_oAliens have invaded the earth! They come from a dark world with an atmosphere unlike ours. They do not look like us, think like us, or behave like us. They leave enigmatic mounds, and sometimes crop circles like this, which mysteriously appeared in my yard (from one of their spacecraft).

It’s finally happened:

11188337_10206920442790411_6155843280041027341_nI’ve seen one! And now I can tell you with absolute certainty that it’s true! They are here among us. They are not human. And it is only a matter of time before our world becomes completely theirs!

You have been warned!

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40 Responses to Alien Sighting!

  1. joyroses13 says:

    They look cute, they must be harmless. 🙂

  2. Gary Fultz says:

    Saw one in the “Big” mart store the other day, yep, sure of it.

  3. As c’mon Mitch, stop making a mountain out of a molehill. (Couldn’t resist.)

  4. Neal Hansen says:

    Love it. 😂

  5. John S says:

    I KNEW IT, I  KNEW IT…thanks for finally proving IT.

  6. cat9984 says:

    Be careful. Once they are established, they will bring in fellow alien burrowers (AKA woodchucks) who are much cuter and live above ground. 🙂

  7. cricketmuse says:

    Nah, just a Dr. Who extra taking a sun break

  8. Sandi Staton says:

    That’s funny, but not funny ha, ha! When I was growing up, moles took over the backyard which I mowed with a push mower, choking it out every few seconds. It was awful!

  9. Kays Heart says:

    A beauty.

  10. That is a suspicious looking mole. I’d have it looked at. 😀

  11. Those and crayfish. Since I live on a creek my yard is invaded by crayfish.

  12. Really funny. That reminds me of a Joke. Something about a suryp. There is a reason for their presence, attempt to be blessed.

  13. RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!

  14. smzang says:

    Don’t use dynamite whatever you do.

  15. Ann Coleman says:

    My friend found out she had moles in her yard when she was her (very large) dog walking into the house with an elaborately innocent gait. She called him to her, and he reluctantly came over, still doing his best to look unconcerned and not a bit guilty. Which she would have believed if he didn’t have a tiny mole paw sticking out between his lips. The rest of the mole….still very much alive…was in his mouth. And now in her house.

  16. Tim Carroll says:

    😂😂😂 Love it Mitch! Keep us cheery!

  17. edmoal1 says:

    oh no!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. gpavants says:

    Yeeoeew! Beady eye, loves the dark, etc.

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