Monthly Archives: September 2024

Deep Thoughts (i.e. Stuff I Think About While Avoiding Actually Getting Anything Done)

Posted on September 4, 2024 by mitchteemley

Useful New Terms: Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands. Pontypical: Something the Pope says a lot. Carcasm: Snide remarks my car makes when I fail to wash or service it regularly. Catskills*: Chasing invisible … Continue reading →

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Love and Money

Posted on September 3, 2024 by mitchteemley

 My Real Memoir I’d tried fame, but my brief brushes with fame had left me penniless. Now it seemed, unless I did something quick, I’d also be loveless. My girlfriend Dar had expressed doubts about Us. The solution? Rent an … Continue reading →

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Wait, What Month Is This?

Posted on September 2, 2024 by mitchteemley

We’re 2/3rds of the way through 2024! So, how’s your Plan for the Year going so far? Thought for the Week “Life is what happens to us while we’re making other plans.” ~Allen Saunders (often misattributed to John Lennon) “The … Continue reading →

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This is Outrageous!

Posted on September 1, 2024 by mitchteemley

Unless It’s True I don’t know who created the above meme, but I love its irreverent reverence. I mean, I’ve been called a liar from time to time, and never once did it mean, “You’re totally deluded, but you’re still … Continue reading →

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