The Juice of Married Life

Posted on December 13, 2023 by mitchteemley

I bought some tiny-but-delicious champagne grapes recently, and my wife accused me of eating “preemies.”

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You see why I could never have married anyone else?larg-heart_450x450_acf_cropped

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21 Responses to The Juice of Married Life

  1. annieasksyou says:
    December 13, 2023 at 12:54 pm

    Did you not offer her any? Otherwise, her remark may have jest been sour grapes. (Jest sayin’…)

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  2. Anonymous says:
    December 13, 2023 at 12:59 pm

    Hahaha that delights me. I love your wife!

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  3. iamthesunking says:
    December 13, 2023 at 1:11 pm

    What does “preemies” mean?

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  4. vermavkv says:
    December 13, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    Beautiful

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  5. Sheryl Craig Russell says:
    December 13, 2023 at 1:32 pm

    🤣A lady with a sense of humor! Better hang on to her!

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  6. Nancy Ruegg says:
    December 13, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    Bonding over laughter–Humor definitely helps hold a marriage together!

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  9. Ab says:
    December 13, 2023 at 9:27 pm

    De-vine humour!

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  10. Awakening Wonders says:
    December 13, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    Let the good times flow . . .

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  11. Pam Webb says:
    December 14, 2023 at 12:42 am

    Indeed, it’s those little things that bring a sweetness to marriage.

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  12. Ann Coleman says:
    December 14, 2023 at 10:22 am

    Yep! You chose a winner!

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  13. keniatotheworld says:
    December 14, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    hahaha! 🙂

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