The Eagle Has Landed

Posted on January 19, 2019 by mitchteemley

sick_eagleIn the winter of 1987 an eagle managed to fly all the way across the Atlantic Ocean from Ireland to the United States, where it arrived sick and exhausted. If this were to happen today, the Trump administration would immediately have it deported as an… ill eagle alien. 

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31 Responses to The Eagle Has Landed

  1. Jo Martin says:
    January 19, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    As the source of humor such as this, can you really hold your head up In public? I loved it! Bob Martin

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  2. trE says:
    January 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    “Gotta laugh to keep from crying.”

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  3. Liz Gauffreau says:
    January 19, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    This pun is so outrageous, I had to call my husband into the room to witness it. More, please!

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  4. joyroses13 says:
    January 19, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Oh love this! Laughter is always so good for stressful times like these!

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  5. Loretta Schoen says:
    January 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    I love the pun! Thanks for making me laugh.

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  6. songsfromtheriver says:
    January 19, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Ha ha ha!! that’s awesome. 🙂

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  7. Godwin T. Ihagh says:
    January 19, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    really, really funny, but it could happen because Trumps seems to be getting closer and closer to closing in, not only on Mexicans, but probably other nationalities, and even animals: eagletans, lionans, snakeans, etc. 😭🙄🤣😉😏😂

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  8. seekingdivineperspective says:
    January 19, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    >GROAN<
    While we're at it, did you know that Ghandi walked everywhere he went? Consequently, his feet were covered with callouses. He also fasted a lot, making him thin and frail and subject to bad breath… making him a super-calloused, fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis. – 'bye! :/

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  10. Andrew Reynolds says:
    January 19, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    GROAN – who knew puns could actually hurt. 😉

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  11. numrhood says:
    January 19, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    remember year 62 44 98

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  12. Draven Reign says:
    January 19, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Oh my! Such a powerful sarcasm. Mr. Mitch pardon my comment, but it seems to me that people of U.S.A are fully divided on Mr.Trump. News channels are either painting him to be awfully bad or awesome. We are yet to see a balanced view. Being from India, I don’t know what to rely. Please share your take

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  13. chickenlittlecocoa says:
    January 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    You’re a mess!!!! Hahahaha

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  14. In My Cluttered Attic says:
    January 20, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Mitch, how many times have I asked you not to steal material. 😀

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  15. Garfield Hug says:
    January 20, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Hahaha!! Good one!!👍🤣

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  16. pick1solution says:
    January 20, 2019 at 11:58 am

    If I were younger I may have been offended. You have all the talent.

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  17. smzang says:
    January 20, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    I needed that! : )

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  18. revruss1220 says:
    January 21, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    ** Groan **

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  20. writerbeingmessy says:
    January 25, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Good one man.. good one..

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