It’s true, they’re as distinct from one another as night is from day. But, like night and day, we need them both — or the world as we know it will cease to exist!
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Dogs and cats do not observe the same code of ethics (Part One).
Cat altruism is frequently misinterpreted.
Dogs and cats do not observe the same code of ethics (Part Two).
Dogs and cats normally differ on politics, however…
Dogs are actually very comfortable around cats.
Cat fitness.
Cats are excellent teachers.
Cat do have heroes.
Cats are extremely clean.
Island dogs are not like city dogs.
Cats are very sophisticated.
Dogs are smarter than we give them credit for.
Dogs tend to hit on strangers.
Cats are very thoughtful.
Cats make very down-to-earth therapists.
Cats do not do well at funeral services.
How cats handle commands.
Dogs are excellent impressionists.
Dogs are not skilled at using toothpicks.
Dogs are very hi-tech.
Dogs do not speak fluent Cat.
Dogs do what has to be done.
Dogs don’t do well in zero gravity.
Hmm, mouse doesn’t work. I may be the wireless connection.
Dogs have excellent rear-view vision.
Dogs sin too.
Hey, puppies is puppies.
Humans are toys. Kittens like toys.
Favorite yoga pose: the Downwrd Dog.
Pavlov’s first experiment was not successful.
Leopard spots are in this year.
Resistance is futile.
Some assembly required.
The Mercedes SmartDog was not a big seller.
Some say cats are not faithful.
Why 1,001 Arabian Cats was not a big bestseller.
Who says cats aren’t sentimental.
Oh, sure, he looks amused, but he’s dying inside.
Dogs are made for taking naps on.
People are made for taking naps on.
“I heard somewhere that dog-cat romances rarely work out. Hello? I don’t think you’re getting what I’m trying to say…”
“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.” ~Carrie Underwood
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” ~Robert Benchley
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~Dave Barry
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” ~Gene Hill
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” ~Bill Dana
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” ~Mason Cooley
“You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” ~Jane Pauley
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” ~James Herriot
“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.” ~Robert Southey
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” ~Mary Bly
“The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.” ~Marva Collins
“I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” ~Abraham Lincoln
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Well said.
Mitch a friend once told me that people can act like cats or dogs
When entering a group of people, dog people immediately go up to everyone and say hi, cat people walk around the outside and when they discover the most interesting person go directly to only them!
Brad
;>)
Warum Katze und Hund gegeneinander ausspielen? Sind nicht beide Familienmitglieder? LG Sven
Das ist nur ein lustiger Beitrag über ihre Unterschiede.
Gut gemacht, gefällt mir .. Danke für die Mühe mit den schönen Bildern 🙂
Gern geschehen.
Lol these are great! Pavlovs dog…😝
hello antique works will you reply & rewrite please
Rudy, there’s no antique works blog anymore, and Cora isn’t visiting here anymore either. She probably decided to do other things. Anyway, she won’t see any of your messages, so it’s time to stop leaving them. OK?
i comment & she does not reply
She can’t reply to your comments, Rudy. She doesn’t see them because she’s not visiting here anymore.
she hasn’t upload a blog & she did her writing wrong & i had to report the post
When I was four or five, and living in Puerto Rico, friends of my parents had a standard poodle and a Siamese cat named Monique and Nehru (I didn’t get the joke until decades later). I distinctly remember, even at that age, being amazed that the two got along and seemed to genuinely like each other. I guess cartoons had already suggested this was unnatural.
It makes a big difference if they’re raised together.
I wrote “Siamese” when I obviously meant “Persian.” I guess I’m more of a dog person.
;>)
My dog knows things about me that no one else knows.
And yet, he still loves me. 🦮
Go figure, huh? ;>)
A lot of cuteness here, Mitch!
Great pics and quotes
Mitch, what a fabulous Friday share! I love these! (your hindsight is 20/20, lol—I can’t use a can opener! ) I giggled and “awwwed” at some of these! The quotes are perfect (and relatable). Thank you, my friend! I needed this post!
Well, then I’m delighted to have posted it, Karla! <3
Ha ha… Thanks for sharing, Mitch!
My pleasure, Loku.
Lots of entertaining reading material here. Carrie Underwood’s quote is a hoot! 🙂
Oh, so funny, Mitch. We have cats too and I can confirm that behind every joke is a spark of truth 😂
“Dogs have masters and cats have staff” – Rush Limbaugh
🤣🤣🤣
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Thanks for the chuckles, Mitch.
C. S. Lewis compared dogs and cats to the sinners and the Pharisees. Obviously, he preferred dogs to cats. (And Jesus prefers the sinners who know that’s what they are and are willing to admit it.)
;>)
That is a great collection Mitch. They say a lot about the human condition. For me they are best kept at a distance due to severe allergies.
Aw, sorry to hear that, Randy.
Oh, Pavlov’s cat!
My cats totally agree 😻
;>)
These are great, Mitch! Both dogs and cats are lovely to have! 💕
I agree, Nancy!
The difference between cats and dogs is that when you throw a stick and say, “Fetch”, to the dog, he does so. With the cat, he looks at you and says, “Why should I get it? You’re the idiot who threw it.”😂
;>)
One other difference:
A dog looks at you and thinks, “You shelter me, feed me, love me, take care of me; YOU must be God.”
The cat thinks, “You shelter me, feed me, love me, take care of me; I must be God.”😂
very nice👌
I laughed so hard! Great quotes, too.
Great illustration, wonderful read. Both my cat and I relate!😸
;>)
I love all of it. This is when I wish we could include pictures in comments. I have the best photo of our granddaughter at about 3 months and my son’s cat. It would fit perfectly with these!
<3
So true! I have one of both!
Perfect!
Lulu: “It’s a fair cop.”
The first one (the guy hanging from the tree) illustrates why dogs–not cats–have been called man’s best friend. 😂 I also especially like the bar scene with the dog. 🤣
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Oh, Mitch, these are all so good. Thank you!
My pleasure, Lori.
These were all great for a variety of reasons! As a dog person who is fascinated by cats, I loved it all!
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