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I Really Don’t Believe In Reincarnation, But…

Posted on November 13, 2024 by mitchteemley

I really don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I’m wrong I want to come back as a girl named Meagin (me again).

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Public Notice

Posted on April 1, 2024 by mitchteemley

Warning: The blog site The Power of Story is under surveillance by the Federal Bureau of Instigation for possible breeches of national security. It is reported that this blog’s author may Have embedded crypptological messayges in otherwise ordinAry posts recently. if … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday, Clyde!

Posted on February 29, 2024 by mitchteemley

This is my friend Clyde. He was born on February 29th. He’s 23 years old today. Happy birthday, Clyde! And to everyone else, Happy Leap Day! ζ

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The Juice of Married Life

Posted on December 13, 2023 by mitchteemley

I bought some tiny-but-delicious champagne grapes recently, and my wife accused me of eating “preemies.” You see why I could never have married anyone else?

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A Movie Scene I’d Like to See

Posted on June 4, 2019 by mitchteemley

Night on a raging sea. Before us, weathering the storm, is Noah’s Ark. Inside, timbers creak. Noah’s family huddles by lantern light. One of Noah’s three sons has just finished playing the harmonica. There is a pause. Then Noah turns … Continue reading →

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“Complete” vs. “Finished”

Posted on May 14, 2019 by mitchteemley

A linguistics professor was asked to explain the difference between the words complete and finished. “Well, when you marry the right woman,” he explained, “you are complete. But, when you marry the wrong woman you are finished. And,” he added … Continue reading →

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My Fellow Americans…

Posted on May 4, 2019 by mitchteemley

I am officially announcing my candidacy for NTP (Not-the-President) of the United States of America. After much deliberation, I have decided that this is how I may best serve my country. Careful analysis has revealed that, at the current rate, … Continue reading →

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Bear With Me!

Posted on April 22, 2019 by mitchteemley

To my old faithfuls, and hopefully a few new faithfuls, as well: I’m scrambling to finish the first draft of my novel Over-the-Rhine (based on the screenplay of my feature film of the same name). As a result, I’ll be slow … Continue reading →

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Pubic Notice

Posted on April 1, 2019 by mitchteemley

Warning: The blog site Mitch Teemley, a.k.a. The Power of Story, is under surveillance by the Federal Bureau of Instigation for possible breeches of national security. It is reported that this blog’s author may have embedded cryptological messages in otherwise … Continue reading →

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Earworm

Posted on March 30, 2019 by mitchteemley

Behold I had the song “Dancing Queen” stuck in my head I wept I repented of all that had brought me unto this piteous place Yae, verily I did gnash my teeth and pray for deliverance Yet naught would avail … Continue reading →

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