Some News Stories You May Have Missed

Posted on November 17, 2023 by mitchteemley

We’ve all been so busy with world news and politics lately that we’ve missed a lot of other important stories. No worries, I’m here to catch you up (you’re welcome).

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65 Responses to Some News Stories You May Have Missed

  1. Michael Sammut says:
    November 17, 2023 at 11:52 am

    😁😁😁

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  2. Belinda O says:
    November 17, 2023 at 11:57 am

    Oh, my. It’s a mad, mad world.

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  4. Victoria says:
    November 17, 2023 at 12:27 pm

    Laughing out loud….again and again here, Mitch. Thank you for providing the Thanksgiving entertainment for next week. Your post will create lively dinner chatter and giggle-filled convos. Grateful…to you! 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Donald N. Norris says:
    November 17, 2023 at 12:46 pm

    And that’s the world we live in…

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  6. luisa zambrotta says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    I can’t tell if these are brilliant jokes or idiotic news!😉

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  7. Andrew Reynolds says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:05 pm

    well, if I were a bear and fell through a skylight, I’d be hungry too …

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  8. Priscilla Bettis says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    Oh man, I was eating lunch when I read these. Almost needed the Heimlich, LOL!

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  9. Sheryl Craig Russell says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    We used to live in the mountains and had bears visit our chockcherry bushes every fall in our yard. They would eat our dogs food if we left their pans outside. They would come up on our porch once in awhile, but never came inside for cupcakes!😅

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  10. Jeff Cann says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:29 pm

    Great one! Love this stuff.

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  11. Kimie says:
    November 17, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    Needed a smile today !

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  12. AJ Hauser | Midwest Bass Fishing says:
    November 17, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    I’ll take two tickets to Heaven – and DUDE, I love Yahtzee!!

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  13. Nancy Homlitas says:
    November 17, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    I think this type of news is enjoyable to read because it makes us feel better about ourselves. Thanks for the laughs, Mitch. 🙂

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  14. Nancy Ruegg says:
    November 17, 2023 at 3:55 pm

    Another stellar collection of funny material, Mitch! But I love best of all the last one that pulls at the heart-strings. I remember hearing about this mishap-with-a-happy-ending, perhaps the first Thanksgiving that Wanda (and her family?) included Jamal. How delightful they’re still celebrating together!

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  16. thomasstigwikman says:
    November 17, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    LOL lots of funny headlines. The guy who killed his imaginary friend seems to be really dangerous.

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  17. Liz Gauffreau says:
    November 17, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    I think these may have broken my brain.

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  18. Monkey's Tale says:
    November 17, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    I can’t pick a favourite, because I laughed at each one 🤣🤣 Maggie

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  19. sandysbookaday says:
    November 17, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    Thanks for the laughs Mitch. 😂🤣😂🤣

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  20. gracespeaker says:
    November 17, 2023 at 9:37 pm

    You can’t make this stuff up! 😂

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  21. Anonymous says:
    November 17, 2023 at 10:19 pm

    All the females in our family used to laugh our way through fixing Thanksgiving dinner while listening to Dr. Laura’s annual joke-a-thon on the radio. Maybe this year I’ll share these with the relatives, and we can all laugh off at least some of those Thanksgiving calories.

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  22. msjadeli says:
    November 17, 2023 at 11:36 pm

    I laughed until I cried and then laughed and cried some more. Thank you

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  23. Catsandcoffee says:
    November 18, 2023 at 1:44 am

    I can’t tell which I like best. But, if I ate as much as the Penguin, I wouldn’t want to move, either.

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  24. Dana at Regular Girl Devos says:
    November 18, 2023 at 10:39 am

    I laughed to tears! Thanks Mitch!

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  25. Desiree Future says:
    November 18, 2023 at 10:57 am

    I needed this laugh. Thanks Mitch

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  27. Ana Daksina says:
    November 18, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    I’m really glad you brought us up to date on these current events, Mitch ~ to think that I wasn’t aware of a single one of them! 🤣

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  28. Bennyboy Goddard says:
    November 19, 2023 at 7:17 am

    Sometimes you really need to dig deep to find the funny in the news. Here is some solid good proof that its worth the effort.

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  29. Mike and Kellye Hefner says:
    November 19, 2023 at 9:28 am

    These are great, Mitch! Great way to start my day with a smile. Thank you!

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  30. Anna Waldherr says:
    November 19, 2023 at 7:53 pm

    Thanks for the laugh, Mitch. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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  31. Ann Coleman says:
    November 19, 2023 at 9:56 pm

    I don’t know where you find these things! But I sure am glad that you do and that you share them with the rest of us!

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  32. Michael E. Lynch says:
    November 20, 2023 at 11:07 pm

    I think that pig in Australia might be one of my relatives.

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  33. keithpetersen80 says:
    November 21, 2023 at 12:28 pm

    My favorites are the two men suing themselves; and then, because of my ESL career, “shamed by you English” and “Missippi.” That last one reminds me of a boyhood joke: “Mississippi is a long word; spell it.” (Most people try to spell “Mississippi” instead of “it.”)

    Thanks for all the laughs! 😂🤣

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  34. Ordinary Person says:
    November 21, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    These are hilarious 😂 We live in a super strange world.

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  35. Jennie says:
    November 22, 2023 at 2:51 pm

    Hahaha!!!

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  36. Thotaramani says:
    November 24, 2023 at 11:11 am

    😅😍👌

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  37. authorstephanieparkermckean says:
    December 5, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    Brilliant! LOL. Thanks!

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  38. gwengrant says:
    December 8, 2023 at 10:53 am

    Dear Mitch,
    Just to say thank you for these joyful Friday offerings and also to thank you for mentioning my blog. I didn’t know about this until one person told me whilst
    liking one of my posts. #
    Thanks for both!
    Gwen.

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