Politics

Posted on February 28, 2019 by mitchteemley

Given the current rather bizarre state of politics in my country (“current” meaning any day of any year), it seems like a good time for this:

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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” ~Groucho Marx

  “He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.” ~George Bernard Shaw

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.” ~Jon Stewart

“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” ~Charles de Gaulle

“To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.” ~Douglas Adams

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31 Responses to Politics

  1. worrylessjourney says:
    February 28, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Chuckle of the day. So true!

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  2. larrypaulbrown says:
    February 28, 2019 at 11:08 am

    “How do you know when a politician is lying? When he tells you he understands your pain.”.

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  3. Valerie Cullers says:
    February 28, 2019 at 11:15 am

    I really like this. Yesterday, as I watched snippets of Michael Cohen’s testimony, I thought that I have been watching Political Theater the last few months. First, the Kavanaugh hearing, then the Virginia Governor, Lt. Governor and AG, now this. It seems to me that none of this is about the truth. It is about getting your name out there and your agenda. God help us all!

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  4. My Way Home Life says:
    February 28, 2019 at 11:24 am

    I love the irony! 😊

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  5. Andrew Reynolds says:
    February 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? First get a giraffe …

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  6. The Proud Conservative says:
    February 28, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    I think its crazy when celebrities talk for the common person as if they are in touch with the common person.

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  7. JOY journal says:
    February 28, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Hee, hee, hee!

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  8. anitashope says:
    February 28, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Douglas does have a point there…people are the problem. Which people…well that’s a debate all in itself.

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  9. cindy knoke says:
    February 28, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”

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  11. Yeah, Another Blogger says:
    February 28, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Douglas Adams is correct.

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  12. Liz Gauffreau says:
    February 28, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    I have to give the prize for this group to Charles de Gaulle.

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  13. pick1solution says:
    March 1, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Oh, how I love the wisdom of the Masters. It is difficult to find the source unless you use education as the culprit.

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  14. Kymber says:
    March 1, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    So true! Another great post. 🙂

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  15. HisStory News says:
    March 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Mitch this is very humorous and lighthearted. I would love to re-blog?

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  16. HisStory News says:
    March 7, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Reblogged this on His Story News and commented:
    I have heard people say, “Get your mind right”. I hope this helps us put things in perspective.

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  17. TEP336 says:
    March 8, 2019 at 12:03 am

    I seem to recall an episode of Babylon 5, in which a character sums it up perfectly. “Analyze a situation, find the solution that makes the least amount of sense, and run with it.” Never has that scene been more appropriate. 😂

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  18. Today's Current Affairs says:
    April 3, 2019 at 8:41 am

    According to, Harry S Truman
    A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.

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  19. Rohit forever says:
    April 21, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Really very nice 😚😇

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  20. ellierobinsonn says:
    May 28, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    very true! great post

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