Let Your Light So Shine Before Others…

Let Your Light So Shine Before Others...

Let Your Light So Shine Before Others…

We were created to be conduits of grace. God doesn’t just rain down grace from the heavens, he distributes it through us. Why? Because he wants us to be like him. And if his grace doesn’t flow through us, we never will.

“Let your light so shine before others that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.”

~Matthew 5:16

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Writers: Give It All Away!

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Writers: Give It All Away

“One of the few things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book, or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you.” ~Annie Dillard

Give it all away.

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Surreal Redecorating Ideas for the New Year

Surreal Redecorating Ideas for the New Year

Is it just me, or is the world getting weirder? In this surreal era, it seems appropriate for our home environments to reflect our new reality–or lack thereof. So here are some suitably surreal redecorating ideas for the new year (most of which are for sale—see their captions). The key is not to take things too seriously. After all, in a world that messes with our heads, our relationships, and who knows what else…it’s time to return the favor.

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“Exit, pursued by a bear.” ~William Shakespeare

“As beautiful as the chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on an operating table.” ~Lautreamont

“Sometimes in life we can’t grasp the boundary between reality and unreality. The boundary always seems to be shifting. We need to pay close attention to that movement otherwise we won’t know which side we’re on.” ~Haruki Murakami

“So I set my mind to know wisdom and madness and folly. But I learned that this, too, was just chasing after the wind.” ~Ecclesiastes 1:17

“Most of the time, dreams look just like the normal world. It’s your feelings that tell you something’s off.” ~Amy Reed

“There are no coincidences, only mysteries that haven’t been solved, clues that haven’t been placed. Most are blind to the language of the bird overhead, the leaf in our path, the phonographic record stuck in a groove, the unknown caller on the phone.” ~Sara Gran

“Dive again and again into the river of uncertainty. Create in the dark, only then can you recognize the light.” ~Jyrki Vainonen

“Hope means hoping when things are hopeless, or it is no virtue at all.” ~G.K. Chesterton

“(He finally) understood that, despite everything, life was a gift.” ~Albert Camus

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Professor Albert Einstein’s Advice for 2026

Professor Albert Einstein's Advice for 2026

Professor Albert Einstein’s Advice for 2026

Albert Einstein needs no introduction. Not only is he the veritable icon for the word “genius,” he’s also one of the most quoted (and misquoted) people on earth. We’re entering the most rapid and dramatic era of change in human history (AI anyone?). So I was only half-surprised at how applicable Einstein’s words are for the hopeful-but-iffy year ahead.

“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity”

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

“You never fail until you stop trying.”

“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.”

“The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it.”

“What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.”

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called ‘research,’ would it?”

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”

“The measure of intelligence is the ability to change.”

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science.”

“Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.”

“The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.”

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”

“I want to know God’s thoughts – the rest are mere details.”

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

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In Praise of the Humble Hamburger

In Praise of the Humble Hamburger

In Praise of the Humble Hamburger

Note: I’m on a brief hiatus from the My Real Memoir series normally posted on Tuesdays. It will return soon.

My Earliest Walk Down Hamburger Lane…

Led to the world’s oldest surviving McDonald’s, located in the L.A. suburb of Downey, California. It was built long before Mickey D’s went on to conquer the known universe. Its mascot back then wasn’t a clown, it was an animated neon chef named Speedee. And, in praise of the humble hamburger…

It Was the Only Place We Could Afford to Eat

Mom and Dad counted their pennies in those days. Our tiny, novice-level tract home was just blocks away, and so we’d walk there together. It was a big adventure for me since I wasn’t even allowed to cross the street on my own. That was where I learned to order a hamburger “with mustard only.” Just like Dad.

A Few Years Later…

We graduated to a bigger tract home in a brand new suburb. As a newspaper dealer, my father worked seven days a week, so I have very few “just me and Dad” memories. And the ones I do have are tied to the newspaper biz.

Hamburger Money

There were little boxes made of ticky-tacky everywhere, with brand new lawns just waiting to sprout. And that meant newlywed couples just waiting to subscribe to Dad’s paper, the Herald Express. So he would regularly round up his most enterprising paperboys, which included me, and we’d knock on front doors. Think of me as younger, cuter Jehovah’s Witness.

Mustard-Only Burgers

I was a quick-talking hambone with an irresistible grin (practice makes perfect). So I nearly always claimed the night’s “Most New Subscribers” bonus. Which was great, but putting the look of pride on Dad’s face was my goal, not putting money in my bank account. Afterward, Dad would take us to a local McDonald’s wannabe, Sam’s Burgers, where I’d order a cheeseburger “with mustard-only.” Just like Dad. We’d eat and laugh, just me and Dad, and, oh yeah, the other boys. But, honestly, it seemed like no one else was even there.

Hamburgers Aren’t My Favorite Food Anymore

Nevertheless, I appreciate a well-grilled gourmet burger with fresh and inventive toppings. And, in praise of the humble hamburger, I still sometimes order a greasy little burger-stand smash-up “with mustard only.” Just like Dad.

Note: Per the very pushy advice of all-knowing SEO (search engine optimizer) gurus, I’ve added headings and subheadings to this post. Oh, and I’m also supposed to keep repeating my keyphrase. So here it is again: In praise of the humble hamburger. There. Happy, gurus? Dear normal non-guru types, what do you think? Should I keep or lose these changes?

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Who Will You Be in 2026?

Who Will You Be in 2026?‘Future’ by Ahmed Carter (unsplash.com)

Thought for the Week

You who are on the road
Must have a code that you can live by
And so become yourself
Because the past is just a goodbye

~“Teach Your Children” (Graham Nash)

It’s planning time. But if  the 2020s have taught us anything, it’s that our plans, no matter how well-thought-out, can never be certain. Does that mean we shouldn’t make plans? Of course not. But it does remind us to include contingencies, and to brace ourselves for the unforeseeable (worldwide pandemic, AI takeover?).

But there is one thing we can plan with certainty:

Who we will be. Because the key to this kind of planning lies not in knowing what will happen, but in how we’ll respond. What values and truths will we live by? Will they be so inseparable from our character that they inform all of our actions and choices no matter what happens? Will we live out those values in the midst of unforeseen tragedies or windfalls? (Interestingly, more people’s values collapse during the latter than the former.)

Why is this important? It’s important because ultimately it won’t be what we did that mattered…but who we were. So, who will you be in 2026…

And beyond?

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God’s Plan: Hope and a Future

God's Plan: Hope and a Future

Buildings that have been traumatized by storms need restoration. So do human hearts. This year has seen many such storms. There is no greater path to restoration than to trust in our designer and builder. Let us trust the One who holds the blueprints of our souls in his hands. The One whose plan is to give us hope and a future.

“For the LORD Himself goes before you. He will be with you. He will never leave you nor forsake you. So do not be afraid or discouraged.”

~Deuteronomy 31:8

~AΩ~

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Please Don’t Eat the Ribbons, Cat!

Please Don't Eat the Ribbons, Cat!

Please Don’t Eat the Ribbons, Cat!

Why is it that our little cat thinks

Christmas ribbons are strands of pasta?

 then upon imbibing those splashy links

and discov’ring they’re actually plastic and nasty

hurls them up in neat little piles

of multicolored holiday bile

With a cack-cack-cack she puts them all back

then up she goes and eats some more

Because it seems her reasoning powers

are not as fully developed as ours

And yet sometimes I must admit

I want to kill her just a bit

“Why do you do this, kitty?” I shout

although I know I’ll never know

’cause I’m the clueless one no doubt

So allow me to wrap this up with a bow

as she trots down the hall

all whisk’ry and bright

Merry Cat-mess to all

and to all a good night!”

Note: The above poem is a revised version of “Please Don’t Eat the Ribbons,” written when our little cat Misha was still with us. I’d gladly clean up every jolly mess just to have her back again!

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Animals Are as Unpredictable as Humans

I love animals. Not because they’re cute–sometimes they are, sometimes they aren’t. But because there’s something unique about each of them. Animals are as unpredicable as humans. Not just each species, but each individual animal, probably even amoebas. And there’s something miraculous about that. Something I never tire of observing—and participating in, when I can. And I’m pretty sure the Author of life feels the same way.

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        “An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.”        ~Martin Buber

“Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to practice.” ~Karen A Anderson

“My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”  ~William S. Burroughs

“Sometimes, your pet picks you.” ~Julie Wenzel

“Those who love dogs, know something about God.” ~Fakeer Ishavardas

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” ~Anatole France

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Wishing You a Merry Christmas Forever

The Christmas story has been told many times. And long may it be. Luke’s description of the birth of Jesus 2,000 years ago is read by untold millions of people every year. But the Christmas story is bigger than that. Much bigger. And so the Gospel of John starts further back–before time itself. It tells of the Word, God himself, creating all things, breathing life into the human race, and then in the fullness of time entering into the world he’d made in order to redeem it. Which is why I’m able to wish you a Merry Christmas forever!

star of bethlehem

John 1:1-18

In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made, and apart from him not one thing that has been made has come into being. For in Him was life, and that life was the light of all humankind. And the Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has never overcome it.

There was a man named John who was sent by God to bear witness to the Light, so that through him all might believe. He himself was not the Light, but he came to bear witness to it.

The true Light that enlightens all people was coming into the world. And he was in the world, and yet, though the world was made through Him, it did not recognize him. Then he came to his own, and his own did not receive him. But to all who did receive him, he gave the right to become children of God—children born not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God.

And so the Word became flesh and dwelt among us. And we have seen His glory, as of a Father’s only begotten, full of grace and truth.

He was the one of whom John testified, shouting, “He who comes after me is above me because he was before me.”

And from his fullness we have all received, grace upon grace. For the law was given through Moses, but grace and truth came through Jesus Christ. For no one has ever seen God. But God the only begotten, who is at the Father’s side, has made Him known.

Merry Christmas Forever!

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