Summer’s here! And just in time, I’ve developed a revolutionary™ all-new-ish belly-flattening system,™ guaranteed to improve your overall health, attractiveness and longevity,™ as well!
Revolutionary new miracle systems™ always seem to boil down to eat less, eat healther, and exercise. Still, if you want to send me money for telling you that, go ahead! In fact, “for no extra charge,” I’ll provide you with all-new pseudo-scientific terminology!™ like:
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The Abdomegaduction Method™ (crunches)
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The Carbohydrablation System™ (less sugar)
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The FlaboDiminution™ Plan (eat fewer deep-fried Twinkies)
Is eating fewer deep fried Twinkies mandatory? 😢
Nah, just kidding. They actually have less calories than celery sticks, and are better for you too! ;>)
I’ll stop eating deep fried Twinkies when you can pry them from my cold dead hands.
My first big laugh of the day. Thanks, Steven!
Lol
And here I thought it was the French fries all this time.
😆😂🤣 Getting fit is easy, staying fit is where the trouble is. LOL!
In all seriousness, I just remain in fear of diabetic complications.
It is a powerful motivator for keeping off excess pounds. I have zero body fat but I do have body sag.
I can’t wait to try it 🥸
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This is pretty hysterical. Also pretty true.
Ah…thanks for the giggles. Not least of which is your quip about your ‘sarcasm quota’. Tee hee! 😁
My pleasure, Vicki. ;>)
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Your humor makes a valid point. An older lady at the gym had on a hysterical t-shirt with the words “Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries!'”
“Exercise and eat the right foods”? I thought you said “accessorize and buy nice shoes.”! 🫤
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Wow, a new Twinkie tweak — thanks, Mitch!😉
You’re welcome, Carol. ;>)
You forgot the money-back guarantee. 😏 💸
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“Common sense – only $19.95!” 😆
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😂😂🤣 Funny and true.
LOL
Thank gawd I’ve made peace with my flabdominals!! Only took 55 years to stop fighting and reach acceptance.
True story!: a health journal review (or Consumer Reports; just cannot remember where I read it) but it noted the cereal BOX was healthier to eat than Cap’n Crunch!😂😂
Hah! Sad, but true.
First of all, thankyou for the morning laughter 🤣🤣.
Some of us need to put on a little weight, I wonder if you have something for that 🤔 😁.
Eat more? ;>)
Definitely but fast metabolism too 😅.
lol too funny! Thanks for sharing
My pleasure.
LOL 😂
This can be all yours for $19.95! Haha.
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Fat chance of me subscribing!!!!!!!!!!!
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