My daughter had finally reached the stage where she was ready to use the potty-training seat all by herself! (It’s OK, I’ll wait while you applaud.) Squeak, click, went the bathroom door.
A moment later, there was a blood-curdling scream. I instantly turned into Super-Dad and flew to the loo. Shake! Rattle! The door was locked! “What’s wrong, honey?” I yelled, and was answered by a plaintive cry of despair.
Smash, crack, bam! I kicked the door open and tumbled into the formerly peaceful cubicle where she stood, whimpering and cradling her finger.
I grabbed her finger and kissed it all over. “Ohhhh, what happened honey?”
With tears in her eyes, she replied,
“I got poo-poo on it.”
Always remember to look before you…
[Insert disaster here]
~From my three-part blog series How to be Funny.
Like they used to say on Sesame Street, “Poop Happens” 😊
;>)
🤣😂🤣
Tragicomica conclusione 😛
Esattamente, Luna. ;>)
Kids are a hoot-and so are their parents! 🙂
lol
Helpless with laughter here! Too close for comfort.
Too funny! Flying from Atlanta to Los Angeles, I hear a scream of “Mama!’ from the bathroom because my 7-yo daughter had gone. I heard this and knew it was for me. She couldn’t get out of the bathroom. The stewardess couldn’t her out. She was released before we landed. However, I was never before greeted by so many strangers as “Mama.” Needless to say it took me about a year to get my daughter to close the bathroom door no matter what she was doing. Lol…Can we say disaster?
Yep, that fits the word to a t, San! ;>)
Brings back great memories, Mitch. Enjoy it because it passes way too fast. Our two “little” girls are now both nurses in their early forties….
We’re getting there, Don. Our “kids” are in their 30s now.
Haha! Good on Dad for responding quickly!
Good Dad, always remember to wash your hands after going into the bathroom!LOL
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😂
Wash your hands ..and maybe lips!😅
Most definitely, Sheryl!
Lol good one, dad!
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The things that happen with kids! 😅
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🤣 oh boy…I’m glad I wasn’t eating this time around
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that is one goofy looking lid there
Sounds about right!
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Oh, those days. Good times!
Oh God!
Listen, you and poop are very good friends. 😩😂🤣
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Unique way of cleaning her finger. Perhaps a tad out of good taste!
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Holy poop!
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As both a parent and a grandparent, I can relate to this!!!
My grandson did the same thing. LOL
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😂🤣
😂 It happens!
Sounds like she learned the hard way not to stick her finger into risky business
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How many people can say they did that? 🤣😂😁
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