It’s My Birthday! (sort of)

Actually, my birthday is this Sunday, but that’s Mother’s Day, and moms come first (literally). So Mitchday got bumped to Today. Here are some silly thoughts, because it’s good to laugh on your birthday (and every day, for that matter), plus a few wise observations (see quotes after pics). Yay me!

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“I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. ”
~Ovid

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
~John Glenn

“Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.”
~Lynsay Sands

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.”
~George Burns

“I don’t mind getting older; it’s a privilege denied to so many!”
~Chris Geiger (The Cancer Survivors Club)

“A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.”
~Amit Kalantri

“If everybody was treated like they matter—everyday–birthdays wouldn’t be so ‘special.’”
~Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“No one should be alone and sad on their birthday, even if they thought they wanted to be.”
~Sara Barnard

“Your birthday is a reminder that there was something about God’s image he wanted to create in you and share with the world.”
~Sadie Robertson

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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144 Responses to It’s My Birthday! (sort of)

  1. Thotaramani says:

    Happy Birthday 🎉 to you in advance Mitch! May your guests leave the party by 9 PM🤩👍🏻🎁

  2. masercot says:

    Happy Birthday, Mitch!

  3. Happy, happy birthday to you! I hope it’s wonderful!

  4. Dawn Minott says:

    Teehee 🤭 happy early birthday. And thanks for the giggles 🤭

  5. Happy birthday Mitch. Have a wonderful day filled with many blessings🎉🎂🎁

  6. Happy Birthday, Mitch! 🎉🎈

  7. Have a blessed one! (I might have to borrow one or two of these. Gotta huge BD coming up early next month.)

  8. Liz says:

    Happy Birthday for now and Sunday. Have two.

  9. Caroll says:

    Happy (Almost) Birthday, Mitch! My brother in law’s actual birthday is today, but we are celebrating on Mother’s Day because none of us has a mother still with us (except as Angels, of course)…and we just like waiting at restaurants, so there’s that!

    Enjoy!!!

  10. Bruce@WOTC says:

    Happy B-Day, Mitch. Have a wonderful weekend…and embrace the joy and wonder of entering into a new year.🎂🎈🎉

  11. Gail Perry says:

    Birthday hugs and blessings, Mitch, and a happy mother’s day to your lovely wife.🙏

  12. SiriusSea says:

    Happy Birthday !!!! The pinata (LOLOLOL) 🙂

  13. Happy Birthday Mitch! Hugs, C

  14. Anonymous says:

    Happy Birthday. Best wishes for the year ahead.

  15. Happy Birthday!

  16. Marie says:

    Hope it’s a good one!!

  17. Happy Birthday to you Mitch, for Sunday. And just an fyi, moms don’t come first. Read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice. 🤣🤣🤣🎂🥳

  18. Happy birthday!
    Cheers to your health and happiness 🥂✨

  19. My 30th was sad. A milestone, vibrant youth and no one close to share it with. Thank God for our multigenerational family of seven as I approach next year, my 80th.

  20. Happy early birthday, fellow storyteller!

  21. Happy birthday, Mitch. I know God has blessed you deeply.

  22. Happy Birthday! Make it fabulous! 🙂

  23. Happy early birthday! I know it was interesting whenever my grandma and my uncle shared a birthday with Mother’s Day since their birthdays come on May 5 and May 11, but both of them are dead now! I don’t have to worry about that since my birthday is at the end of August; the only problem that I had to deal with is school starting around my birthday, which wasn’t very nice! I mean literally whenever I was in college my first day of the fall semester was on my birthday!

  24. Hope you have a wonderfuller day than your usual wonderful days…

  25. Definitely not good to share a birthday with Mother’s Day 🙂 Enjoy your pre-birthday celebration, Mitch!

  26. This was great, Mitch. Happy Birthday. I’m ten days behind you.

  27. Happy Birthday, young man! Enjoy!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Happy 🥳 Early Birthday . Happy Early Day of Celebrating another Year of Gods Blessings. Hope you have a Great Birthday.

  29. beth says:

    Happy early birthday!

  30. Happy Birthday Mitch may you have a blessed one 🎂🎈🎉

  31. Love the Far Side. My sister gave me a whole book of it, and we lay on the living room floor reading them and giggling until the wee hours of the morning. 😀

  32. The first meme with the golden retriever looking at the sunset over the mountains is a gorgeous image. Great quotes, too. Happy Birthday, Mitch! 🙂

  33. Anonymous says:

    Happy Birthday Mitch!

  34. VJ says:

    Happy birthday, both days, Mitch

  35. Happy birthday. I hope you will have a great day.

  36. Kelle Porter says:

    Those truly are golden!  Happy 2 days before your birthday!!

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  37. Re-Farmer says:

    Happy Birthday(s)!

  38. Happy Biorthday, Mitch. May God richly bless you this day and always.

  39. Happy Birthday, Mitch!

  40. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Happy birthday-weekend, Mitch! Love the “age gets better with wine” meme. Hope I can remember that one the next time wine is served!

  41. Tekuɔ says:

    Happy birthday in advance 🎉

  42. rwfrohlich says:

    Happy birthday! Not sure how old you are, but maybe move up the departure time for your guests to 8 PM so you can hit the hay by 8:30.

  43. Happy MitchDay! I enjoyed the comics and the quotes.🙂

  44. Fun, Mitch! Happy Happy Birthday!

  45. Badfinger (Max) says:

    Happy Early Birthday Mitch!

  46. Giggle, giggle – Happy Birthday, wishing you the very best on your special day!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  47. Happy Almost Birth Day!! 🎈🎈🎈🥳🎂☺️

  48. Manu says:

    Happy Birthday to you Mitch 🎉🎂

  49. Happy birthday and thanks for sharing all the fun humor!

  50. May you, too, find a way to forgive your enemies as you age :).



  51. MAWilliamson says:

    Well Happy Birthday, twin! Where have you been? Mine is tomorrow, l was born on Mother’s Day 60 years ago! 🎈🎉🎂

  52. Michele Lee says:

    Great images and quotes! Happy Birthday to you! 🥳

  53. Happy birthday to you (on Sunday)

  54. Have a wonderful weekend and Birthday! Celebrate tomorrow so the day will be all yours.

  55. Herb says:

    Happy Birthday!

  56. Happy Birthday in advance Mitch 😁

  57. Anonymous says:

    A most happy birthday to a very entertaining, truth-bearing storyteller and all-around great guy who knows how to take the backseat on Mother’s Day 💕. Hope it’s a delightful weekend!

  58. Happy Birthday!!!

  59. Enjoy your birthday!!🎂🎁

  60. Happy Birthday, Mitch!

  61. Happy Birthday, Mitch! Wishing you much joy and the benefits of accumulated wisdom in this new year of life.

  62. jonahyawi says:

    Happy Birthday, Mitch!

  63. jvenable18 says:

    Happy birthday, young man!

  64. Ab says:

    Happy birthday! Very gracious of you to let the moms have tomorrow!

  65. OK, one of these is so Super Cute…and true! “I know your real age!” …’cuz you were 2 years ahead of me in H.S. Thus, you know mine as well. 😱 So there’s absolutely no win here, but it IS an adorable meme. So here’s my thought…you can choose any day you want for Mitchday simply becuase your thought-provoking posts cause us all to celebrate the gift of YOU everyday anyway! Have a GREAT, GOD BLESSED Mother’s Day with Trudy 💖 and, whenever you decide to cash it in, have a memorable, eat-all-the-cake-you-want Mitchday!! 🎈🥳🎈🎉🎈🎂🎈


  66. Happy Birthday Mitch!

  67. dorahak says:

    Happy Birthday! (tomorrow!)

  68. RasmaSandra says:

    Happy Birthday and always remember you’re not getting older you’re getting better. That is what I remembered an old timer once telling me, We pick up and store so much information and learn so many things throughout life that as each birthday passes we just keep getting better at everything we know and do,

  69. revruss1220 says:

    Happy almost birthday, Mitch!

  70. Happy Birthday a day early!! Thanks for the laugh. When I grew up, birthdays were a handy excuse to have a party, which was always fun. I still miss my Dad’s birthday cocktail parties.

  71. Happy birthday Mitch! And yes, I did read that meme in Morgan Freeman’s voice . . .🤣🤣

  72. Pam Webb says:

    Does having a mock birthday mean you get to eat cake twice? Hope it was (and is) a very merry birthday, Mitch!

  73. mindful1971 says:

    Happy Birthday Mitch !

  74. Lulu: “Happy sorta kinda Mother’s Day birthday!”

  75. annieasksyou says:

    Belated Happy Birthday, Mitch! Hope you were able to stay up after your guests left your party at 9 pm!

  76. Sorry I missed it… but Happy Belated Birthday 😉 Trusting that you had a fantastic day!

  77. c.f. leach says:

    Happy Belated Birthday my friend! “The LORD bless you and keep you; The LORD make His face shine upon you, And be gracious to you; The LORD lift up His countenance upon you, And give you peace.

  78. Willie Torres Jr. says:

    Happy Belated Birthday. So Sorry I Missed It. Hope You Had A Great Birthday

  79. Kristi says:

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY <3

  80. A great selection. The sheep party always makes me laugh. It appears regularly on birthday cards. On my sixtieth birthday I got a letter to say I had been removed from the bone marrow donor register – past my sell by date!

  81. Happy Birthday to a fellow Taurean! Mine is the 14th. Every few years it falls on Mother’s Day so I get an even more special celebration. I can laugh at your post but also it’s true!

  82. Great blog! Thanks for sharing it. I hope your birthday was equally good! God bless you.

  83. doerfpub says:

    I’m a little late..well, a LOT late, but belated happy birthday!

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