It’s My 5th Blogiversary!

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I’m 5 today! And you know what that means — It means I get to go to school with the bigger blogger kids now! According to development experts, these are the:

10 Key Traits of a Five Year Old

  1. Displays improved motor skills: hopping on one foot, using the toilet by himself (!), using a knife and fork at mealtimes (my wife almost never has to cut my dinner into little pieces for me anymore!).
  2. Has less separation anxiety: Mostly. Once I was in the beer section when my wife was buying toilet paper and then all of a sudden I couldn’t find her and I got really scared!
  3. Has less baby fat: Yes!
  4. Wants to please and be liked by his friends: Maybe a little too much?
  5. Able to carry on meaningful conversations: “Do you think I’m as awesome as I do?”
  6. Agrees to rules most of the time: See #7
  7. Shows independence: Yes!
  8. Is able to distinguish fantasy from reality, but still enjoys make-believe: I’m a writer. That means I get to be 5 forever!
  9. Is learning right from wrong: Working on it.
  10. Is making lots of new friends: That’s you!!

Like a five year old, my blog has changed and matured (well, sort of), but it isn’t done growing yet. It’s taught me to balance my instinct to entertain with my God-given desire to communicate truth. It’s taught me to edit, stay on-track, edit (and did I mention edit?), impacting my long-form writing technique (screenplays, novels, memoir) and even my conversational skills: Less “Look, a bird!” More “So you were saying…?”

What will the next five years bring? I don’t know, but I hope I’ll be around to find out. And I hope you will too. 

Thanks for five great years!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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121 Responses to It’s My 5th Blogiversary!

  1. congratulations..ha ha

  2. AZ says:

    Congratulations. 😁

  3. Mischenko says:

    Congrats, Mitch! 👍😁

  4. Free-Word says:

    Happy Blogiversary. Congratulations.

  5. tracykard says:

    Very cool, congrats!

  6. Cyranny says:

    Happy Bloggiversary, Mitch! 🙂

  7. simplywendi says:

    Happy 5th Anniversary…………big acheivement…….I have noticed that many bloggers drop off within a year. May the next 5 be just as wonderful.

  8. Happy Blogoversary! 🙂

  9. Wow! Congratulations!

  10. RasmaSandra says:

    Congratulations and another 5 productive and happy years ahead. You brought a picture to my mind. Me in reality at the age of 5. There were no computers and no bloggers. This was the 1960s and the world was just growing in technology. I, however, was ready to be a blogger already learning to multi-task as I sat in a large armchair with the TV playing, a picture book beside me so I could find out how the story ended, a coloring book and crayons. That is how my imagination began to soar and you know, I think I was just born to blog and write.

  11. trE says:

    Whoa! This is awesome, Mitch! Happy 5th Blogiversary!

  12. pkadams says:

    So glad I found your blog! Happy 5 years!

  13. bostongirl13 says:

    Happy 5th Mitch and many more!!! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

  14. themeonnblog says:

    Happy 5th Blogiversary!

  15. Ron Bouchard says:

    👍CONGRATS!

  16. oneta hayes says:

    I’m thankful for your input into my life vs WP. May we have many more years of blogging friendship.

  17. Congrats, Mitch !

  18. iScriblr says:

    Congratulations!👏👏

  19. Heidi Viars says:

    Happy (blog-) birthday … and here is to many more, Mitch!

  20. ashes4him says:

    You coined a new term and I like it, and “Happy Blogiversaries”, mitchteemley! Hope you have many more Blogiversaries.
    ashes4him

  21. I love this!

  22. Congrats! Keep on writing 🙂

  23. Erika Kind says:

    Happy Blogversary, Mitch 🎂🥂🎉💐

  24. Preciousone says:

    Connnnnnnngggrrrtttsss on being the ripe old age of five!!

  25. You had me with, “Look, a bird!”

  26. WOW, this was too delightful!! Congrats on being 5, I’m REALLY glad to meet you here, Mitch 🙂 Suddenly I feel a new freedom–I can be 5 too, if I choose! So, thank you for being the Lord’s messenger of His JOY, Freedom, Truth, etc. Speaking of His JOY–have you read The Sacrament of Happy, by Lisa Harper? Wonderful concept: GOD IS HAPPY, and HE Wants Us to Be Happy Too. Lisa’s a Bible scholar/teacher, so she back everything up with scripture. You have made my day–thanks again, and God bless you on your blogiversary!

  27. librepaley says:

    Great perspective. Happy 5th birthday.

  28. Congrats kiddo 😉

  29. Congratulations! Well done!

  30. Happy blogiversary Mitch! Wow — 5 years!!! Here’s to many more!

  31. Happy Blogiversary!
    Keep on keeping on!

  32. Congratulations!

  33. anitashope says:

    Congrats. What a fun post.

  34. knabbler says:

    Fantastic, Mitch. Happy 5th, always!

  35. Congratulations on your milestone blogiversary, Mitch! Many happy returns of the day.

  36. That’s quite an achievement, Mitch! Here’s wishing you many more such years of amazing blogging! Cheers!

  37. Congratulations, a wonderful achievement!

  38. Thank you, Mitch! I look forward to the next 5 years and more! I really enjoy your blogs and your insights!

    Keep on keeping on! Congratulations and cheers!

  39. theresaly520 says:

    What an awesome, well written post! Happy blogiversary Mitch!

  40. Lynn Abbott says:

    Happy Bloggie Birthday, Mitch! So thankful to have met you here, my old/longtime” friend! ☺️☺️ You’re the best!

  41. YBP says:

    Way to go, Mitch! Here’s to even more awesome blogversaries for you! Thanks for staying an inspiration! ❤️

  42. That’s awesome! I enjoy your blog.

  43. Glad you’ve stuck around, Mitch!

  44. E says:

    Happy blogversary!!

  45. Happy Birthday to your blog! 🙂 Remain blessed

  46. Ann Coleman says:

    Congratulations on five years of blogging! That is a big accomplishment!

  47. Jennie says:

    Happy Anniversary, Mitch. Five years is a milestone.

  48. CJ Hartwell says:

    Huge congrats, Mitch! Your blog makes a swell toddler. 😉

  49. Bill Sweeney says:

    Congratulations, my friend!
    This means we’ve been friends for five years 🙂

  50. Congratulations, what a fun site, I love the Physics is Fun picture! I love Physics too and work in the field, so love it!

  51. So this is what I have to look forward to. Great post.

  52. Happy Blogiversary!

  53. smzang says:

    sorry I’m late to it…A Huge Congratulations. This blog makes a difference.

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