It’s Hard Being the Short Month

Tall woman and short man embracing

April: Let’s throw a party!

October: Awesome! Who shall we invite?

April: Oh, you know, all the cool months.

October: What about what’s-his-name, February?

April: Oh, him. Everybody loves his partner Valentine’s Day, but kind of ignores him. So he always blows out of here early. Is there anyone we could hook him up with?

October: There’s one, Leap, but she’s kind of flighty, only shows up every now and then.

April: Too bad. He could use a date. Poor guy, it must be hard being the short month.

 

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23 Responses to It’s Hard Being the Short Month

  1. Carolina Mom says:

    Cute! 😂👍🏼

  2. Amusing! 🙂

  3. Prior... says:

    This was really fun…. and February is also so fickle – with unexpected weather changes

  4. How about a party EVERY month?

  5. Terry says:

    Thanks for the chuckle, Mitch!

  6. trE says:

    🤣😂😆 Ahh. Maybe someone can play matchmaker during Leap year. LOL!

  7. Any Element says:

    Man, every month feels like a short one as days just pass like an hour

  8. Aman Singh says:

    Great content!

  9. LOL It’s hard being the short anything!

  10. February deserves respect. Or maybe not!

  11. Loku says:

    Truly creative! 🌠

    Thanks for sharing!

  12. K.L. Hale says:

    Bwahahahah! Oh, Mitch–you should hear me giggling. Irony? at the end of my post, I talked about celebrating February since it’s short, like me! LOL. 💞

  13. Thanks for the laughs! Poor February.

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