Instant Wisdom

Posted on September 13, 2018 by mitchteemley

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” ~Lao Tzu

“Dude, and then it goes on and on for like freakin’ forever!”

~Derek Tzu (Lao’s nephew)

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If only wisdom were microwaveable.

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21 Responses to Instant Wisdom

  1. Garfield Hug says:
    September 13, 2018 at 9:52 am

    🤣🤣👍

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  2. ponderosapapa says:
    September 13, 2018 at 10:19 am

    If it were, would you listen? {smile}

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  6. trE says:
    September 13, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    Haha. Derek!!! Haha.

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  7. Joan says:
    September 13, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    Tzu funny…

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  8. Oam says:
    September 13, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    just dont put lao on 2, it’ll be overcooked and dry like a pao.

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  9. righteousbruin9 says:
    September 14, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Derek must be first cousin to Joe Tzu, who said “I have miles to go, before I sleep.”

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  10. 140 Character Christian says:
    September 14, 2018 at 8:45 am

    Wisdom made from scratch, with fresh ingredients and slow cooked over a long time tastes so much better than microwaveable wisdom.

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  11. pick1solution says:
    September 14, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Wisdom from a microwave is generally finished in three minutes and has a texture you can’t easily describe.

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  12. seekingdivineperspective says:
    September 14, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Maybe that’s why God usually doesn’t let us see the end from the beginning…

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  13. BibleBloggerGirl says:
    September 14, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    Lol! I was just learning about Lao the other day in school.

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  14. lloydslensphotographyllc says:
    September 15, 2018 at 11:45 am

    The hidden truth behind the cliche.

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  15. Mal says:
    October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Love this!!

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