I Am Officially Announcing My Candidacy

Posted on October 2, 2024 by mitchteemley

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My fellow Americans, I know this is rather last minute and unexpected, but as of today I am officially announcing my candidacy for NTP (Not-the-President) of the United States of America. After much deliberation, I have decided this is how I may best serve my country.

Therefore, I respectfully ask for your vote in the upcoming election. Under United States President, simply print my name in the Write-In space, and then–this is very important–draw a line through it. For clarity’s sake, you may add the abbreviation NTPOTUS.

This has not been an easy decision for me. I am profoundly aware of the strains of the non-office of NTP (Not-the-President), and I therefore pledge to you, my fellow Americans, to soberly and resolutely carry out my non-duties in this crucial non-role.

Thank you, and may God bless America (God knows we need it),

Mitch Teemley

NTP (Not-the-President of the United Sates)

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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56 Responses to I Am Officially Announcing My Candidacy

  1. jrusoloward says:
    October 2, 2024 at 11:54 am

    Lol! NTPOTUS! I’ll be voting for a candidate, but thinking of this and chuckling behind the curtain.

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  2. luisa zambrotta says:
    October 2, 2024 at 11:54 am

    Three cheers for our Mitch 👍

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  3. Karen Montgomery says:
    October 2, 2024 at 11:57 am

    You are cracking me up and I understand that it seems like there should be an office for it, right?

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  4. carolbaldwin says:
    October 2, 2024 at 12:01 pm

    I think we need to clone you.

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  5. WritingfromtheheartwithBrian says:
    October 2, 2024 at 12:10 pm

    You’ve got my vote Mitch. Ha ha.

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  6. joyroses13 says:
    October 2, 2024 at 12:12 pm

    You have my vote 😂

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  7. JMN says:
    October 2, 2024 at 12:21 pm

    I’m undecided. Before I can unvote you in good conscious I need to know more about your position on some critical non-issues! Please be specific. 🙂

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  8. josephlcartwright says:
    October 2, 2024 at 12:56 pm

    It is clear that you are tailor-made to be NPOTUS. Your conviction came across with such force that I am compelled, indeed, to write your name and cross it out to guarantee that your non-role is secure. This is a momentous day in the history of great nation:

    “Let it be known to all forewith that this day it has been stated heretofore that the honorable Mitch Teemly is declared NPOTUS and will serve in this this non-positon into perpetuity without regard to future events or challengers. His readership, without reserve, declares October 2, 2024 as “Mitch Teemley NPOTUS But DLG (Deeply Loved Guy) Day”. 🤪

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  9. marthadilo3 says:
    October 2, 2024 at 1:00 pm

    can i be your ntvpotus? 😝

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  10. rwfrohlich says:
    October 2, 2024 at 1:26 pm

    Thank you ! You have solved my dilemma about what to do in the voting booth next month – vote NTP.

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  11. pastorpete51 says:
    October 2, 2024 at 2:15 pm

    You have my full support. I will soon be sending you my NGTC (Not going to contribute letter.) letter!

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  12. Erika says:
    October 2, 2024 at 2:28 pm

    Oh, I wish another specific person would follow your example.

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  13. Dave Williams says:
    October 2, 2024 at 3:01 pm

    Haha, after last night’s debate, this is a welcome lightness. You have my vote, Mitch!

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  14. Nancy Homlitas says:
    October 2, 2024 at 3:04 pm

    Thanks for the chuckle, Mitch. 🙂

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  15. alsavignano says:
    October 2, 2024 at 4:13 pm

    When is your debate and with whom?

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  16. Todd R says:
    October 2, 2024 at 4:20 pm

    For every American but one, it’s their job to be the best NTP they can be! Well maybe that one is also trying to be?

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  17. pcviii03 says:
    October 2, 2024 at 4:31 pm

    😂🤣😁

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  18. Vince700 says:
    October 2, 2024 at 4:57 pm

    This is the best message I’ve heard clarifing this new Presidential vote.

    https://youtu.be/kl71IHzLOp4?feature=shared

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  19. Ana Daksina says:
    October 2, 2024 at 5:21 pm

    Do you remember the clown Wavy Gravy’s “Nobody for President” campaign in the ’60’s and ’70’s?

    The campaign speeches were wonderful: “Who’s in the White House? Nobody! Who’s looking out for our interests? Nobody!…”

    Hysterical stuff. That and Church of Bob the Subgenius. And Monty Python. Hahaha!! Only in the twentieth century, I tells ya…

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  20. gpavants says:
    October 2, 2024 at 5:59 pm

    Mitch,

    It’s good to know. I will vote for Gary Coleman instead. Whatch talkin’ about? Gary

    Gary Avants Forbear Productions * *garyavants66@gmail.com garyavants66@gmail.com

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  21. atimetoshare.me says:
    October 2, 2024 at 6:33 pm

    I’d like to be on your ticket as Not the Vice President of the United States. I’ll win the geriatric vote for you.

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  22. thomasstigwikman says:
    October 2, 2024 at 6:48 pm

    If you ran as President of the United States I would vote for you. The Not the President of the United States position I am not sure about.

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  23. Under the mask.. says:
    October 3, 2024 at 2:06 am

    LOL! If there’s a carpenter in your Comments rally here, perhaps he/she can put together an Irresolute Desk for you!

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  24. Ab says:
    October 3, 2024 at 7:55 am

    Good luck with your candidacy!

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  25. RasmaSandra says:
    October 3, 2024 at 10:35 am

    My personal opinion is that if anyone was crazy enough to run for President they would be doing so with the full understanding that they’re asking for a complete mental breakdown. I am behind you on your decision.

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  26. seekingdivineperspective says:
    October 3, 2024 at 12:10 pm

    You sound like the baby on the TV show “Dinosaurs” – remember that one? His mother was “MAMA!” and his father was “NOT-THE-MAMA!” usually accompanied by a knock on the head with his rattle.

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