Do you suffer from Hardness of Heart? Millions do. In fact, HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death. Progressive symptoms include but are not limited to: dull ears and dim eyes (Isaiah 6:10), darkened understanding (Ephesians 4:18), diminished compassion
(Deuteronomy 15:7, Matthew 19:18), and frequent trips to do evil (Jeremiah 16:12).
If you’re experiencing (and causing others to experience) HOH, you need Confessitall®.
Confessitall® is made from all-natural ingredients, including pulverized pride, raw humility, and pure pharmaceutical grade gratitude. It can be taken in unlimited doses as often as needed, and is free of charge through the Eternal Assurance program (1 Peter 2:24). To learn more, dial 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R and ask for Sinner Assistance.
What happens when you take Confessitall®? According to the Manufacturer, patients experience immediate forgiveness and cleansing from all unrighteousness (1 John 1:9). Long range benefits include: replacement of the old stone aorta with a freshly grown heart of flesh (Ezekiel 36:26). Side effects include: Joy-peace-kindness-hope-renewed-sense-of-purpose-newfound patience toward others-even-really-annoying-ones-and-too-many-other things-to-mention-here-so-ask-the-holy-spirit-he’ll-fill-you-in.
Are you human? If so, you should be taking Confessitall®. Unless you’re perfect, which, like, only one Guy ever was, duh, so…
Ask your doctor if Confessitall® is right for you. If he or she says no, well… Why are you asking your doctor?
Talk to God today.
I wonder how soon it will be before there are commercials claiming, “Have you experienced any of the following side effects from Confessitall®? If so, you may be eligible to enter into our class action law suit…”
Great point–and funny, Patrick!
LOL Great one!!
Brilliant, and meaningful post. I’ve had many bouts with HOH. Thank you for a gentle reminder of what’s really important.
Sometimes, a transplant is the best option. Psalm 51:10 is one of my favorite procedures.
Yes! Although I find I need the full invasive procedure of verses 10 through 12.
Well, I hope you have good insurance. The need for the full invasive procedures indicate a pre-existing condition. Those are no longer necessarily covered.
;>)
psalm 26:35
although i find i need the full invasive procedure of verses 35 through 37, at lease 39 where it says father i pass thy cup.
Awwhh! I love this post! Super Creative & an Awesome way to include God in it!! 🙂
This condition is an epidemic! Thank you for posting the treatment and prognosis…we all need it!
I don’t know, Mitch. Those side effects sound scary. 😉
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I thank God for you regularly and the gifts He has given you, and today I thank you again for sharing a sample.
Aw, thank you.
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Honored.
Have an Awesome Day Angel!
Sharing indeed! I really love this Angel and thank you for sharing.
isaiah 6:35
ephesians 4:43
deuteronomy 40:32 soar your wings
matthew 44:43 i am the 1st
jeremiah 41:37
1 peter 2:24
ezekiel 38
The really great thing about this foolproof remedy is that it doesn’t cost anything!❤️
I love it! I was done when I saw “…HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death.” Fantastic.
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Confessitall® for the win!
;>)
Love, love, your post. Cost, paid in full:) Available to all:) Wonderful!
Thanks for the HUGEST of smiles today, Mitch! Truth delivered in a delightful package! Great post!
Thank you, Lynn.
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Honored, Russ!
Enjoyed this:)
Thanks for posting this. I enjoyed it so much I wanted to share.
I noticed, and I’m honored, Shasta.
Love it!
What a great post!This is something I need to work on.
We all do.
Wonderful! Inspiring🤔😊😎
Interesting concept. Really shows that there is hope for many. I loved it.
Love your creativity and wit, Mitch. You inspire me!
Thank you, Katie!
Confessitall® is hilarious!
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I enjoyed and was enlightened by this post. I have experienced HOH myself and relying on scripture is the cure from our great physician and our healer. Thank you for reminder for the best way to good heart health.
This is so smartly presented. Oh, yes, the law suits- I’m waiting for an airhead tort chaser to subpoena God.
Indeed. Some demonic attorney would gladly lead a class-action suit against God.
😃 Awesome! I been on Confessitall, for many years now!!
Me too!
Hi Mitch,
Beautiful! Funny! Great! Loved the concept. Great way to turn this into a cool piece. I love ideas like this. I bet your movie is the same. We need to use our creativity and humor in everything.
Thank you,
Gary
Thanks, Gary.
Very creative. Thank you.
Another great one Mitch! BTW, I nominated you for a mystery blog award – https://timothyholman.wordpress.com/2018/03/17/mystery-blogger-award/
Thank you, Tim. I don’t normally do the blog award thing anymore, but I’ll try and get to it. Either way, I’m honored!
Wow! That was great! He really nailed it!
Excellent!
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Always an honor to be reblogged.
Thanks Mitch.
I love to start the day with a cup of coffee and a big smile! Thanks Mitch!
The pleasure’s mine, Cindy.
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