Halloween is almost here. Time to practice your groaning. Here’s a little help:
What do vegan zombies eat?
If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Do coffins come with lifetime guarantees?
If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat?
Can a hearse with a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Do witches use spell checkers?
And finally, remember:
The best way to LIVE
is to reverse EVIL
“Turn away from evil and do good.”
~Psalm 34:14
Good groans, Mitch.
You’ve now got me wondering about vampires and their hair!
;>)
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🙄 grains? really? Do love the close! Thanks for the laughs Mitch!
My pleasure, Dana!
Haha, on the vampires. I just wrote about one
Yes these were groans, but I like how you ended it. 🙂
Thanks, Carolyn.
Hmmm, Now I am wondering..Can Hearses use the Carpool Lane?
Spell check maybe, but don’t let them use autocorrect — millions could be turned into frogs … 😉
;>)
Ha 😂
Thanks for the groans! 🤣 Love the verse, too!
My pleasure, Peggy!
If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat? That is a good question. Hollywood is getting so much stuff wrong.
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Thanks for the groans, Mitch, especially the vegan zombie. 🙂
;>)
Mitch,
Love it. Why did I feel shades of Gallager in your musings?
Thanks, Gary
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Happy Halloween!
Thanks, Paul, you too!