Four Steps to Becoming a Superhero

Posted on January 15, 2025 by mitchteemley

1) Choose the right costume (very important).

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2) Wear costume no matter how hard it is to put on.

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3) Practice being super every day.

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4) Choose a Super-name no one else has (very important).

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Have a Super Year, friends!

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45 Responses to Four Steps to Becoming a Superhero

  1. dougdial says:
    January 15, 2025 at 11:31 am

    I trust you will also have a super day, Mitch.

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  2. Rita Sommers-Flanagan says:
    January 15, 2025 at 11:43 am

    Transform Kryptonite into Kindness. Stuff the entire Cosmos with Compassion. Willingly eat your words for breakfast. 🙂

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  3. Don White says:
    January 15, 2025 at 11:49 am

    Super post, Mitch.

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  4. Nancy Ruegg says:
    January 15, 2025 at 12:11 pm

    I remember the days of flying around with one of my baby brother’s blankets as my cape! / Another -ist to add to that list of pessimist, optimist, etc. is uptimist–someone who looks up to God, trusting that out of his perfect love, goodness, and wisdom, he will do what is right. It’s an attitude that greatly contributes to super-living!

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  5. Danny*Fantod says:
    January 15, 2025 at 12:25 pm

    One time my very young son wanted to wear his towel/cape to the hardware store. I wasn’t thrilled but didn’t fight him. Guys at the store were all “Hey is that batman?”, “What up, superman.” It was a good day.

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  6. valenciartist says:
    January 15, 2025 at 1:11 pm

    Phenomenal!

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  7. pcviii03 says:
    January 15, 2025 at 1:19 pm

    Nice touch with the Tardis

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  8. rwfrohlich says:
    January 15, 2025 at 2:08 pm

    Underwear goes in the INSIDE now?!

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  9. Pam Webb says:
    January 15, 2025 at 2:09 pm

    Onesies?

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  10. gattapazza says:
    January 15, 2025 at 3:07 pm

    😊😊🐈

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  11. Nancy Homlitas says:
    January 15, 2025 at 3:25 pm

    You can’t mess with Superman’s outfit. It’s iconic Underwear belongs on the outside of his spandex. The Man of Steel was probably in a hurry when he first jumped into his outfit, and that’s how his underwear ended up on top. He must have liked the fashion statement and stuck with it. 🙂

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  12. Dora says:
    January 15, 2025 at 3:27 pm

    Practical advice. I like that.

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  13. Antique Works says:
    January 15, 2025 at 3:31 pm

    I do like the Green Arrow however, Mitch….Jesus is my super hero!

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  14. SiriusSea says:
    January 15, 2025 at 3:40 pm

    Super funny ~ 😀 lol

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  15. Sheryl Craig Russell says:
    January 15, 2025 at 4:57 pm

    Love Superman’s underwear evolvement 😂

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  16. Ab says:
    January 15, 2025 at 5:22 pm

    This is great! 😂 I’d add, “No capes!”

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  17. beth says:
    January 15, 2025 at 5:34 pm

    ))))

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  18. Antique Works says:
    January 15, 2025 at 6:16 pm

    Ya know what’s funny Mitch….I was praying due to great distress having the flu and asking our Father for relief. I couldn’t open the jar of Coconut Oil as I tried to open it I heard God say, “your gonna need buns of steel to open that” LOL! I started cracking up laughing filled with the joy of the Lord. Tears of joy streaming down my cheeks and afterwards I had great strength that I haven’t had in about 3 days.

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  19. trE says:
    January 15, 2025 at 6:50 pm

    The underwear on the outside I have NEVER UNDERSTOOD. 🤣😆😂

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  20. Any Element says:
    January 15, 2025 at 8:00 pm

    That is pretty accurate if you ask me

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  21. Baffled Bear Books says:
    January 15, 2025 at 10:35 pm

    I shall follow these steps.😄

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  22. Loku says:
    January 16, 2025 at 4:05 am

    Ha…ha..
    This is hilarious! 😂😂

    You made my day great.

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  23. randydafoe says:
    January 16, 2025 at 6:15 am

    That was great, I shall have to ponder on my own ‘superhero’ name.

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  24. Carolina Mom says:
    January 16, 2025 at 12:26 pm

    😂🤣👍

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