Disgusting Weather Alert

Posted on January 21, 2016 by mitchteemley

Disgusting Weather Ahead!

Jan. 21 (Fox News) – Severe weather, combined with an outbreak of colds and viruses, has resulted in dangerous road conditions. Drive carefully, experts warn, and bring plenty of tissues. Do not–repeat, do not–blow your nose out your car window. Frozen mucous makes roads extremely slick–and icky. Didn’t your parents teach you anything?

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17 Responses to Disgusting Weather Alert

  1. joyindestructible says:
    January 21, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    And look out for my husband! He needs two hands to blow his nose and when overwhelmed by a virus, doesn’t realize he also, needs two hands to drive…or at least one.:0(

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  2. nanciec13 says:
    January 21, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    haha! 🙂 achoo!

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  3. John S says:
    January 21, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    Good to know..thanks for the news update

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  4. C. J. Hartwell says:
    January 21, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    I always have to wonder, how many people saw that before it went on air?
    Once I read a newspaper article describing how gorillas were invading villages and kidnapping children. It had me going right up until it said they were “indoctrinating” them.
    *slaps forehead* Guerrillas!

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  5. Squid says:
    January 21, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    Hahahahaha!!!

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  6. marksshoesbyevamarks says:
    January 21, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Yeah, I totally agree with the “Breaking News” that’s a first for sure! LOL

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  7. larrypaulbrown says:
    January 21, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    Ha Ha, y’all. Greetings from sunny Florida.

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  8. SarahC says:
    January 22, 2016 at 12:06 am

    yes take care of that before or stay home, had a friend wreck once when she sneezed…….not snow Breaking news Yup

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  9. socialbridge says:
    January 22, 2016 at 8:50 am

    Laughing like mad here in Ireland.

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  10. Barb Knowles says:
    January 22, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    So funny. Thanks for the laugh😂

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  11. Terri Webster Schrandt says:
    January 23, 2016 at 1:18 am

    This seriously made me laugh out loud! And the t and w are not that close to each other on the keyboard. Be careful, though, with the real stuff!

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  12. tczumwalt says:
    January 23, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    The old expression really is true–“slicker’n snot.” 🙂

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  13. Roos Ruse says:
    January 23, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Having escaped the harsh Chicago winters, I almost snorted coffee reading this. Ya got me, Mitch. I forwarded the public service blessing at Fb. 😉

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  14. BunKaryudo says:
    January 24, 2016 at 9:08 am

    I’m not getting out of my car.

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  15. Paula Geister says:
    January 25, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    You may be the only blogger I follow who uses the tag “snot.” Not much makes me actually LOL, but this one did. Nice catch, Mitch.

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