“Complete” or “Finished”?

A linguistics professor was asked to explain the difference between the words complete and finished.

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“Well,” he explained, when you marry the right woman you are completeBut when you marry the wrong woman you are finished. And,” he added ominously, “if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are completely finished.” ~Anonymous (edited by me)

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32 Responses to “Complete” or “Finished”?

  1. SanVercell says:

    Okay, Mitch. Lol!!!

  2. kounselling says:

    now, is that explained well, or what?! lol

  3. anne leueen says:

    hahaha ha!!

  4. pcviii03 says:

    🤣😂😁

  5. Chaya Sheela says:

    Love it!
    Best wishes, Mitch.

  6. dkzody says:

    You gave me a very good laugh.

  7. trE says:

    I mean that makes perfect sense to me. 🤣😂😆

  8. That’s great 😉😉😉

  9. Sue Cass says:

    Yep. lol

  10. a perfect explanation lol

    Mike

  11. To paraphrase Twain: The difference between the right word and the wrong one is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

  12. boromax says:

    LOL! So glad I found (or was led to) the right woman and have never, ever dallied (or even come close to it) with the wrong woman.

  13. newt50 says:

    lol! 😆

  14. Robyn says:

    Haha, this is great!

  15. K.L. Hale says:

    Nailed it! 😂

  16. Staci Troilo says:

    That’s great.

  17. Victoria says:

    So good, Mitch. So good. xo! 🥰

  18. 🤣 Thanks for the laughs! So true!

  19. Carolina Mom says:

    Haha…I love it! 😂👍

  20. (You’d better believe it!)

  21. 🤣🤣🤣

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