Beyond Useless!

Use·less [ˈyo͞osləs] ADJECTIVE – Not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome, e.g. “A piece of useless knowledge” – Synonyms: futile · pointless · purposeless. Be·yond – Uselessness that rises to the level of an art form: “To uselessness and beyond!”

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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31 Responses to Beyond Useless!

  1. Excellent, Mitch.

  2. robstroud says:

    I think I actually need one of those spuds!

  3. C.A. Post says:

    Having built houses, everything in the construction “vein,” from balconies, toilet placements, entry gates and stairs and rails had me rolling over with laughter.
    However, I do not see the humor in a very cool ceiling fan. (😂😂)
    Anita’s comment on the muddy jeans: “Yeah, but if you get it muddy in your flowerbed, it’s just going to wash off.” 😄

  4. Eric Mathews says:

    my daughter lovers her burrito blanket!

  5. The mind boggles . . .

  6. Not everything has to be useful. Quirky things can be more fun than useful things. 🙂

  7. Badfinger (Max) says:

    Thanks Mitch…these always brighten my Fridays.

  8. Tim Harlow says:

    Good laughs! Thanks! 🤣

  9. I don’t know where you get your material, Mitch, but it’s great!

  10. Jon says:

    Part way through, I saw my time was up.

  11. The balconies! 😂

  12. Willow Croft says:

    Yes, someone just (re)gifted me that cat kleenex box. Sigh.

  13. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Yeah, this stuff is useless all right, but the designers have to be commended for their creativity!

  14. The watermelon. 🤣

  15. leendadll says:

    Lotta Archie McPhee merch there!

  16. leendadll says:

    I’d totally wear the green hand coat!

  17. marthadilo3 says:

    Yes, you nailed it! I got an egg separator once that was shaped like a nose. I never could use it! Totally useless!

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