Woohoo! I Bought a Hedge Trimmer!

Here’s our yard before I bought my powerful new hedge trimmer:

Me trimming the plants, before and after:

Here’s a juniper bush I trimmed, before and after:

I love using this tool! So I offered to trim the neighbor’s poodle. Here’s Mitzi before and after:

Happy yardwork, everyone!

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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59 Responses to Woohoo! I Bought a Hedge Trimmer!

  1. L.G. says:

    Same to you

  2. Wynne Leon says:

    Ha ha. Good ones, Mitch!

  3. Daniel Kemp says:

    I’m speechless.

  4. Thanks for the uplifting chuckles today, Mitch! 🙂

  5. rkcdlitt says:

    You are absolutely sick; mentally and probably physically.
    BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, BROTHER!

  6. Great job. My dogs could do with a trim ha ha. You definitely brightened my day.

  7. 😂👍

    Mike

  8. trE says:

    🤣😆😂 No more power tools for you! Lol.

  9. I think you should stick with writing. Just sayin’🥸

  10. You are so funny.

  11. Would you do a haircut and beard trim, Mitch?

  12. Oh, dear . . .

  13. Hello Mitch. I am sorry about the dog, but glad you enjoy the trimmer! LOL. Hey I was trying to share your new movie post out and it keeps saying the page is not found.

  14. randydafoe says:

    Gotta get me one of those!

  15. murisopsis says:

    Haha! Looks like you and Sparky subscribe to the same school of hedge trimming!

  16. Anna says:

    Thank you for subscribing to my blog 😀 glad you bought a hedge trimmer

  17. #hood says:

    still praying

  18. pastorpete51 says:

    You’re fired! Haha!!

  19. 😂😂😂

  20. Manu says:

    😂😂

  21. Anonymous says:

    Are you available for work at my place?

  22. Ankur Mithal says:

    Hedge trimmers deserve an honourable mention in “the essential America” along with Thanksgiving and Route 66 and Cheeseburgers. I was handed one when I was 15 years old by my uncle when I was visiting him in NJ from the other side of the world, probably to keep a teenager engaged. His yard was never the same. It remains one of the never-to-be-discussed subjects between us.

  23. I spent several hours gardening today and no one can see the improvement. At least I did not injure myself with the hedge trimmer.

  24. hahahaha! It’ll grow back.

  25. pcviii03 says:

    😊🤣😼

  26. You sound like my brother-in-law (LOL).

  27. she’s all skin and bones. Hey Mitch, is it ok that I used that JPG of the catbird on my columns page?

  28. Bookstooge says:

    Yardwork is for suckers!
    😉

  29. LOL. Adult toys.

  30. great summer cut on the poodle but where is she going to sleep in the winter?

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