Join us, if you’re not busy doing something “important.”
Well, yeah.
Sarcastic. But kinda true.
Point taken.
This explains a lot.
If y’all see someone doin’ this…tell ’em they’re hiring at Burger King.
Now they tell us!
Accidental editorial?
Guidelines for the Zombie Apocalype.
Oh, and one more thing,
since the end (of the year) is near:
∴
LOL! Amen. I’ve actually stopped at Burger King just to pick up a crown. It’s kind of a shabby crown,but it’s important to make sure you always have one, least you forget you’re royalty and probably shouldn’t be honking at people in anger or not using all your fingers to wave at them.
Good plan!
I love this!! Thanks for the smiles, Mitch! 🙂
My pleasure, Penny.
Great stuff as usual.. Thanks Mitch.
Len Freeman
Thanks, Len.
Thanks for my chuckle for the day!
How fun! A bit dated, but someone told me about a sign that said, “They’re back! Pumpkin spice brake pads!” Have a blessed New Year!!!
You too, Joy!
Thanks for the chuckles.
I remember the sign at a fast food place in our town warning us that their “Endangered species glasses are almost gone “😏
This made me smile. Thanks for sharing! 😊
Love the list on the wall. Beautiful sarcasm. Maybe this year (or maybe in 2020) I will get that ironic tattoo I’ve always talked about: “I hate needles”
;>)
Laughing at ourselves is the best. The best one I ever saw was “Things printed in church bulletins”. It was awesome. have a great new year.
You too, Anita.
I think that you have found the perfect post to end the year. You have earned a couple of days leave. Looking forward to your post for 2019.
Thanks! Likewise, my friend.
Best last list ever, Mitch. Happy new year, my friend.
Ditto, grAnnie.
The politicians and diapers quote is supposed to be from Benjamin Franklin.
It’s been attributed to several different people, actually, but the majority of sources say Mark Twain.
Cool!
Mark Twain makes the most sense. He once wrote, “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. Now, suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.”
Hi Mitch,
Love the signs as usual. Sadly, foolish mistakes great humor fodder. No one is perfect. We have to laugh at ourselves.
Happy Gnew Year,
Gary
You two, Gary!
I once saw a sign that was apropos, “The surest sign of maturity is the ability to laugh at oneself.”
Yes, so true. Maybe that let’s people know they can risk making mistakes.
I know, right? Don’t get me wrong, I’m as prone to selfishness and shortsightedness as the next human, but I’m fully capable of laughing at myself. I think the ability to laugh at oneself is absolutely essential.
1. They’re singing the song of my people.
2. In most cases, I forget to use my horn. Just watch for rude gestures. Lord, forgive me for that one.
3. Truth.
4. What happened to Mr. Crabs?
5. Now, y’all just takin the fun out of tubin. What’s Cleetus to do now?
6. They only print warning labels because someone made a bad decision.
7. UNintelligent, UNintelligible, UNhelpful, UNbridled (stupidity), etc.
8. Who’s Virginia? Why is she to eat the kids first? What is she supposed to eat next?
9. He should have added spray paint and words to the list.
10. Bob Marley was a very smart man.