Thought for the Week
Do you suffer from Hardness of Heart?* Millions do. In fact, HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death. Progressive symptoms include but are not limited to: dull ears and dim eyes (Isaiah 6:10), darkened understanding (Ephesians 4:18), diminished compassion (Deuteronomy 15:7, Matthew 19:18), and frequent trips to do evil (Jeremiah 16:12).
If you’re experiencing (and causing others to experience) HOH, you need Confessitall®.
Confessitall® is made from all-natural ingredients, including pulverized pride, raw humility, and pure pharmaceutical grade gratitude. It can be taken in unlimited doses as often as needed, and is free of charge through the Eternal Assurance program (1 Peter 2:24). To learn more, dial 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R and ask for Sinner Assistance.
What happens when you take Confessitall®? According to the Manufacturer, patients experience immediate forgiveness and cleansing from all unrighteousness (1 John 1:9). Long range benefits include: replacement of the old stone aorta with a freshly grown heart of flesh (Ezekiel 36:26). Side effects include: Joy-peace-kindness-hope-renewed-sense-of-purpose-newfound-patience-toward-others (even the really annoying ones) and-too-many-other-things-to-mention-in-this-too-fast-to-follow-anyway-voiceover-so-ask-the-holy-spirit-to-fill-you-in-amen.
Are you human? If so, you should be taking Confessitall®. Unless you’re perfect, which, like, only one Guy ever was, so…
Ask your doctor if Confessitall® is right for you. If he or she says no, well… Why are you asking your doctor, anyway?
Talk to God today.
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*This piece is available as a performable monologue from my publisher SkitGuys.com.
Love this. I guess some like me often need a double dose on certain days!🤣😉
God knows our sin. He wants us to know it too and turn from it. It’s an amazing, loving aspect of who He is. Thanks, Mitch. God bless!
Hopefully, Confessitall will be formulated into a multivitamin since everyone is deficient in this very important nutrient for spiritual growth. Thanks, Mitch, for letting us know all about it.
My pleasure, Nancy.
Love this, lol!! Like many diseases HOH, takes work, constant renewing of baptismal promises, and soul seeking restoration. Sign me up, oh Lord, Have Mercy on us all you from time to time forget your unending grace & Glory
Amen to that, Laura.
Hilarious, Mitch! It’s impressive that you sell the joke AND the message so well at the same time!
Thanks, Abe!
Really enjoyed reading your article for the day! Putting on love and mercy helps too!
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OMGOODNESS! This is Brilliant Mitch! Love it!!!!💕
Thank you, Laura. And great to hear from you, btw!
Fantastic! So well done ❤️
Thank you!
So love this!!! ☺
Aw, thanks, Valerie!
Wonderful!
Thank you, JPC.
Now THERE’S a commercial I would love to see on TV.
Confessitall sounds great. But what do you do if your lawyer advises you to remain silent?
I’ve been selected to serve on a jury again. I wonder if we can get the defendant to Confessitall…
Of course, he’s innocent until proven guilty. 🌞
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Well Mitch! Every time posting blogs from the Bright side and in a hilarious way. God bless you with all the happiness and love.
You too, Ramani.
TQ Mitch for your kind words.
Confessitall® also cures “attitude sclerosis.” 💊
The most important medical solution on the market today…Confessitall®. Thanks for advertising it, Mitch!
I’m a licensed distributor, Bruce.
Confession, humility, and gratitude: an unbeatable combination!
Love it! Too cool, too funny, yet so very true.
Love this. Are you taking confessions? 🤣
Um…sure?
I love your sense of humor, Mitch, and the unique way you have of using it to convey spiritual truths of great import.
Thank you, Diane.
Mitch! You made me laugh! “Pure pharmaceutical grade gratitude!” – just perfect! Thank you!
My pleasure, Joanne!
Love this.
Yep! Your life will be so much better if you talk to him on a regular basis….
The most important thing I do every day is to assure that children will never suffer from hardness of the heart.
Amen. No better calling than that, Jennie.
Love this post! While reading this the song ‘Harden my heart’ by Quaterflash started playing in my mind which inspired me to write a post that I would like to link your to if it is okay with you. I have not posted it yet and will wait for your reply.
Of course, Julie.
Thank you, I will post it now.
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