Farthest-Away Star Ever Discovered!

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Space, March 31 (United Press Irrational) NASA has just announced that the Hubble Space Telescope, using a new lensing technique, has located a star nearly 13 billion light years away. A red star, indicating advanced age, it is also the oldest ever discovered.

In other news, NASA has received their first Perseverance Rover photo from an area considered the most promising yet for uncovering signs of ancient life on Mars. The image (below) has not yet been analyzed.

Latest Photos from Mars Rover

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22 Responses to Farthest-Away Star Ever Discovered!

  1. ejstoo says:

    Happy Tomorrow 😉

  2. anitashope says:

    LOL. We have not even begun to understand the vastness of God’s creation.

  3. Haha.

    He numbers the stars and knows them each by name!

  4. revruss1220 says:

    Yikes! Those dudes are scaring me.

  5. Rocky says:

    Is it really red, or just running away as fast as it can?

  6. clcouch123 says:

    Happy Fool’s Eve!

  7. I think I’ve met those guys in a bar in Tonopah, NV while I was driving towards Los Vegas … nice bunch, but they only drink green beer.

  8. simba frank says:

    Hahaha i loved the last part

  9. John 10:16 – “I have other sheep that are not of this fold.” …? :/ (Just how big IS this fold?)

  10. rwfrohlich says:

    I’d like to visit that star…..

  11. stolzyblog says:

    alien selfie 🙂

  12. Laughing out loud here 😉

  13. One of best benefits of blogging community citizenship is how reading the words of one blogger can prove inspirational to another; when one post leads to another and, then, on and on and on we go. My thanks to you, Mitch, for bringing out the bard within me yesterday.

    • mitchteemley says:

      You know where to send my royalty payments, right, Tom?

      • Alas, Mitch, my poem is only pro bono, WP posted, however, for what it’s worth, I’d be amenable to the notion of remitting a percentage of the, so far, 1 LIKE I’ve received. As soon as you clue me in re the LIKE’s current dollar value and the consequent royalty’s going rate… ha ha… I’ll be able to “promise”, “Your check is in the mail!”

      • mitchteemley says:

        I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer…

  14. Jack says:

    Hilarious! I hope it doesn’t find any Klingons!

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