There’s a rumor that car bumpers offer some kind of protection, but we all know they really exist (along with back windows) as a place to say that one thing that will instantly correct everyone’s wrong-headed opinions, or invite them to celebrate how many kids, dogs and cats you have…or at the very least make them snort their morning lattes. It’s the latter I love. Here are a few snort-worthy classics. Have a great weekend!
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Mitch: Especially the baby and the board one. How about this onel ” I sincerely apologize for driving too close to your front bumper” Norm
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Mitch, I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a jeep the other day that said, “Watch Out For Motorcycles.” The jeep was in front of me, and proceeded to then run the stop sign. Watch out indeed!
lol Lots of creativity! 🙂
😂😂😂 Thanks Mitch!
Thanks for the smiles today, Mitch!
“Stupid isn’t a handicap park somewhere else” 😂
Creative bumper stickers! Thank you Mitch for sharing. Made me smile a lot.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Thanks, Chaya.
Laugh out loud priceless! Who can resist forwarding this post to all their friends?!
“Baby on board.” Oh, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch… 😂
Ahh, you brought me back to my college days and old ’68 Pontiac LeMans. NO NUKES. SAVE THE WHALES. TURKEY MUST PAY.
I can’t remember the rest, my bumper was full!
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I want the “I saw that” sticker. 🙂
Love them!
A popular bumper sticker back in the 70s was “Jesus died for your sins. At that time I was in the Marines. One of my friends was a Sioux Indian. He told me that on his reservation they had bumper stickers that read, “Custer died for your sins.” Have a great day. Jerry
I remember seeing that one! Thanks, you too, Jerry.
So funny!
These are great. I always love your slideshows, Mitch.
Thanks. I enjoy putting them together, Carla.
Yes, yes, in fact, I do have those stickers with a person and about twenty cats…on cat towers, playing (the violin), and all kinds of other cat shenanigans! LOL!
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I’m stealing the Toyoda one for a future blog about Bella Notte, my favorite restaurant in Lexington, KY! Gotta go THERE if you come HERE!
It is owned and operated by Kuini Toyoda! 🤠
Oh, yeah? We do get down to Lexington every now and then; it’s close enough for daytrips. I’ll tell my wife about it. Thanks!
Such fun! It was bumper stickers like these that helped keep me entertained during my days as a commuter. There are some clever people out there!
Yep!
Bwahahahahahaa… the bear… hahaha!
These are awesome and hilarious!! So many good ones!!
I want to get my husband the one that says, “Yes, this is my truck, No, I won’t help you move.” Too, too funny. Again, thanks for the laughs. 🙂
I am still a fan of the classic “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
Me too, Pam.
I laughed hardest when I saw the “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. Thanks for the laughs!