You Shall Not Lie (About Your Weight)

My Featured Blogger this week is “Ladybug” of The Happy Quitter. Like a modern day Erma Bombeck (despite the fact that she’s European-born and English is her second language), Ladybug perfectly captures the little LOL-inducing absurdies of everyday life. But don’t take my word for it — reading is believing!

The happy Quitter!

“What’s your weight now?” the nurse on the phone wanted to know, and I sighed. I was wondering what I had told them way back then when I still wanted to lose weight. I started chuckling a bit. It was early in the morning, way too early for any kind of lie -not even a very white one.

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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10 Responses to You Shall Not Lie (About Your Weight)

  1. Reaseaorg says:

    Weight can be quite sensitive, it doesn’t correlate with how friendly or interesting a person is though

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  2. leendadll says:

    I don’t lie to docs/dentists and they clearly don’t know how to handle that.

    But I DO point out how all their scales are “100lbs off”… always showing me as fat a** i stead of a healthy weight!

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  3. love that scale!!! 💗

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  4. Lesley says:

    My kind of humour! 😀

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  5. Thotaramani says:

    Is she weighing the machine Mitch😊

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  6. I need to try that approach! Lol

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