Growing Old

CaptureMy Featured Blogger this week is Coach Muller of My Good Time Stories. This happily married father of two has been teaching and coaching for 35 years and “loved EVERY minute of it” (caps his). Coach’s goal is to “make people laugh and feel good about themselves” through “inspiring and heartwarming stories.” Why? Because, he reminds us, “everyone is fighting a battle that you know nothing about.” Mission accomplished, Coach!

My Good Time Stories

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Ahhh…getting old. We are all getting old and some of us faster than others…ha ha ha! Today’s little blog contains a collection of hilarious little quips/thoughts that I think all of us would enjoy as we continue our journey through this life.

Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.

Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just…

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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13 Responses to Growing Old

  1. Hi, Mitch! You are the first American i meet writing about getting older. 😉 All my relatives in the USA want not getting older. So from childhood on i thought Americans can not get older. Lol Have a beautiful rest of the week. Michael xx

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  2. says:

    Very relatable! 😬🤪

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  3. Gina Cash says:

    I’m going to incorporate the “I forget the English word for it” phrase. It plays much better than “I must be having a senior moment,” don’t you think? Now if I can just remember it! 😉

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  4. rwfrohlich says:

    Someone just stole my life story!

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  5. haoyando says:

    Love your 2nd joke. LOL. Welcome aboard.

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  6. annieasksyou says:

    Great fun. Some of these were laugh-out-loud. Thanks, Mitch.

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  7. I love these! I’m stealing the helicopter btw…lol! I shared with my husband this morning and you has us both cracking up. Mainly because we can relate…hmmmm?!!

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  8. This is so so relatable, and especially in Asia when you are in 40’s you seem to step in 80’s and talk stuff like that. 😆
    I have met only few people, they count moments and adventurous times they have been through rather than talking about years they have lived. 👍🏻😊

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