Category Archives: Quips and Quotes

Brief thoughts. Big ideas.

Some Deep Thoughts (While Avoiding Weekend Chores)

Useful New Terms: Ambibiguity: The ability to make indecipherable gestures with either or both hands. Pontypical: Something the Pope says on a regular basis. Carcasm: Snide remarks my car makes behind my back. Catskills*: Chasing invisible intruders; fitting on windowsills … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Mitchellaneous, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Dear Human Race

I tried to find a sophisticated way to put this. But sometimes childlike is best.

Posted in Culture, For Pastors and Teachers, Humor, Mitchellaneous, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , | 15 Comments

Is Your Christianity a Sham?

Originally posted on The Recovering Legalist:
Adorable Sin It may come as a shock to some, but many who claim to be Christians are not, actually. It is obvious because of their unrepentant love of sin. For example, I know a…

Posted in For Pastors and Teachers, Quips and Quotes, Religion/Faith | Tagged , , , , , , | 7 Comments

A Brief Conversation with My Daughter

“Sheesh! You’re online all day doing that ‘social networking’ thing! Why don’t you go outside and get some fresh air? Don’t you have any real friends?” “These are my real friends! Stop bugging me! You just don’t understand my generation!” … Continue reading

Posted in Culture, Humor, Quips and Quotes, Writing | Tagged , , , , , | 28 Comments

More Blessed to Give

Dear self: Remember this. And then remember it some more. “It is more blessed to give than to receive.” ~Acts 20:35

Posted in For Pastors and Teachers, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

My Fellow Americans…

I am officially announcing my candidacy for NTP (Not-the-President) of the United States of America. After much deliberation, I have decided that this is how I may best serve my country. Careful analysis has revealed that, at the current rate, … Continue reading

Posted in Culture, Humor, Quips and Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Ruffled Feathers and Unanswered Prayers

Why does God so frequently let us go through the things from which we’ve prayed to be spared? It has a lot to do, I suspect, with the fact that God is in the discipleship business, not the insurance business. … Continue reading

Posted in For Pastors and Teachers, Humor, Quips and Quotes, Religion/Faith | Tagged , , , , , | 50 Comments