This is the waiting room at a popular Dentist’s office. (You should see the Proctologist’s office.)
Worried Mother: “My daughter has been lying in bed all day, eating yeast and car wax!”
Doctor: “Don’t worry. I promise you by tomorrow morning she’ll rise and shine.”
Actual Doctor’s Notes
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
- Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
- Evans slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
- Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Jones, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- She is numb from her toes down.
- Examination of genitalia has revealed that he is circus-sized.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
- Patient was found in bed with her power mower.
- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.
- The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
Mitch Teemley 
Refused autopsy!
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Wouldn’t sign off.
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This one had me rolling. 😂
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😂😂😂 God help you 😂😂
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Next time I will consult you Mitch! Being a smart Dr.
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In my professional opinion, you should not consult me, Ramani.
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😃💐
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I guess I better be careful of what I say to my Dr. lol
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People in the airport must wonder why I was smiling so big!
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Symptom of a lack of consciousness? 😂
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Maybe it should be the dentist’s orifice?
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Rebecca, yes, that was what I titled the photo when I posted it a few years back!
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So funny!!!
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My wife and I are laughing tears… cannot stop and we are both in our mid seventies…
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Laughed so hard I almost choked!
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Thanks for the laughs!! Maggie
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My pleasure, Maggie!
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😀 😀 😀
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Fun stuff, Mitch.
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Where do you find these? Hilarious Mitch 😂
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By the time I read ‘She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce,’ I was laughing so hard, I thought I was dying!
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;>)
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These are hilarious! 🤣
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I love them so much I shall commit theft, and steal them from you.
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Steal away, Daniel.
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These are hilarious!!Thanks for my dose of laughter today!I may have to share some of these. I would refuse an autopsy as well! LOL!!
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hahahaha
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Very cool waiting room. I was a Dental Tech for years and never saw anything like that.
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I’m very glad he didn’t include pictures of that other doctor’s office…
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Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Circus-sized! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
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I hope you’re joking about the actual doctors’ notes.
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Nope, those are actual doctors’ notes, Liz.
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Well, as they say, someone had to graduate at the bottom of their med school class,
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;>) Or at least at the bottom of their English classes.
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Good grief, makes me wonder about the notes my doctor makes about me, especially since he dictates most of them and counts on his computer to transcribe!
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😂😂😂
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Thank you for the laughs, Mitch. My favorite: She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. That one had me laughing out loud.
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Me too, Kellye.
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Oh, these are hysterically funny, Mitch!!! I chuckled, then outright laughed! Thanks so much for the humour!!!
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My pleasure, Jill.
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These giggles were extremely timely, Mitch! I can’t stop laughing!! 😂
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Yay!
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LOL!! 😂
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I wouldn’t want to be in that waiting room during an earthquake!
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;>)
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These are hilarious, Mitch! I hadn’t seen doctor bloopers before, just church bulletin typos, which are also a riot.
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Yes, I love church bulletin typos, Annie!
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I laughed out loud at that first one!
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“The patient refused autopsy.” So have I whenever it has been offered to me, so far.
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;>)
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My favorite is “circus-sized.” I should add that I also plan to refuse autopsy! 😂🤣
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;>)
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