Truth in Advertising

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7e8d6720fd60d5f049bd511137e3d79fMy Featured Blogger this week is Tracy Kard of Eating My Way to the Top. If you’ve never experienced Tracy’s hilariously sarcastic sentiment (sarcastiment?), you’re in for a treat. Do you want a treat? Yes, you do! Who’s a good blog reader? You are! Yes, you are!

Eating My Way to the Top

We celebrated the first anniversary of Rupert’s Adoption Day last week. Don’t feel bad if you didn’t send a card. I can see how you might forget about the existence of a 71-pound dog if you weren’t living with him every day. Besides, I’m not sure if Hallmark even covers this specific occasion, so you probably would’ve had to buy us a Sorry For Your Loss card and included a picture of our armchair he ate. Or a Thank You card that expressed how grateful you are that we adopted Rupert and you didn’t. Or maybe one of those cards that has a slot for cash but instead of money you could’ve included a bunch of those disposable mopping pads we use whenever guests come over and he excitedly pees on our floors. That would’ve been nice.

But I digress.

Adopting Rupert was one of the best family decisions we…

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17 Responses to Truth in Advertising

  1. oops, I tinkled a little…

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  2. Thanks for introducing him to us!

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  3. Linda Lee @LadyQuixote says:

    I love this! My hubby and I share our home with 3 rescue dogs. So far, we haven’t lost any furniture. They have only eaten some comforters, a couple of blankets, and a pillow. Because yeah, they sleep on our bed 😀

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  4. revruss1220 says:

    Tracy is hilarious! I can’t entirely relate to these unique trials, but if it is anything like our two Soft-Coated Wheaten Terriers, the joys of dog ownership somehow FAR outweigh the frustrations and ruined furniture. Thanks for introducing us to Tracy.

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  5. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Delightful reading over at Tracy’s! Thank you for the recommendation, Mitch.

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  6. pastorpete51 says:

    Hilarious! Yes I’m so glad he got Rupert. (Who names a dog Rupert?)

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  7. tracykard says:

    Mitch, thank you so much for sharing my story and my site with your readers. I’ve really enjoyed all of their kind comments and exploring some of their blogs today, too. What a great community!

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  8. Thotaramani says:

    😄 Everything has some positive and ……effects

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  9. Chaplin: “That reminds us of some of Dennis’s handiwork from back in the day!”

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  10. Carol says:

    Very funny, I enjoyed reading this. Nice doggie!

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  11. Katherine says:

    A fantastic piece to read on rainy days, you can’t help but laugh 😄

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