Dream Vacation

Dreaming about where you’ll go on vacation this year? Check this out: You can rent this awesome boat out of Singapore! It comes with a full crew, and even a personal chef! Only one problem … (wait for it) … He serves nothing but junk food. (rim shot)

You can rent this boat in Singapore. It comes with a full crew--and a CHEF. Only one problem - he serves nothing but JUNK FOOD.

That’s all I got, folks. Don’t forget to tip the waiters. Actually, I’ve been working on a couple of new pages to proudly festoon my header beside the cleverly-titled “Home” and “About” pages. The first, just posted, features information regarding my Guest Speaking, and the latter, due soon, will contain links to my Books, Movies and More!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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20 Responses to Dream Vacation

  1. revruss1220 says:

    Can’t wait to see the new features. Hopefully they come with the same great content.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Gary Bonnell says:

    You usually don’t post Dad jokes. I enjoy them, but I already have a large collection of puns and Dad jokes.
    Keep up the great posts whatever the format. I always look forward to them.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Audience of One says:

    Fun! Look forward to the new pages.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Equipping says:

    Thanks for your like of my post, Matthew Chapter 28; you are very kind

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Thotaramani says:

    Yeah 👍🏻 Always give tip to the waiters for their wholehearted service ✍️

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Well, this looks a bit like a junk ship so what better food to serve than junk food? I’m down with that! 🍔 🍟🍕🥤

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  7. K.L. Hale says:

    I look forward to it all, Mitch! A vacation on a cool boat with junk food? I don’t think it would hurt at all at this point! Always sending kind regards and blessings, my friend!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Good one, Mitch. Definitely tip the waiters! Looking foward to the new pages. I hope your weekend is peaceful.

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