Ridiculous Signs and Labels!

They’re everywhere. There’s no escaping them. We need a labelotomy! Meanwhile, there are only three ways to respond: 1) Obey them, 2) Ignore them, or 3) Make fun of them. Sane people choose the latter.

“Secretly we’re all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be.” ~J. K. Rowling

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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27 Responses to Ridiculous Signs and Labels!

  1. Remove child before washing!

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  2. rwfrohlich says:

    Thanks for a days worth of chuckles.

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  3. Geo. Raymond says:

    “Behind ever warning sign there is a man who did that very thing.”

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  4. pastorpete51 says:

    I am laughing too much to finish reading! Love the seagull, the instructions to remove child before washing his clothes and the warning about how NOT to check a diaper!! Thanks Mitch. Have a blessed weekend!

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  5. These are funny enough to derail a staff meeting with!

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  6. Chaya Sheela says:

    Can’t stop laughing!
    Thank you for sharing, Mitch.
    Have a lovely weekend.

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  7. petespringerauthor says:

    One of my favorites has to be at my gym, where there is a sign about not diving into the three-foot level water of the hot tub.

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  8. “Victoria’s secret is that her name is really Derek” hahaha I sooo needed that laugh. Thanks, Mitch xx

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  9. Hysterical! I started to point one out, then saw another that was even funnier and it just snowballed from there. They’re all so funny and I’ve seen quite a few of these in person. Great laugh for the day!

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  10. The cockeyed wall hanging of the Leaning Tower of Pisa-very clever! Thanks for the fun read, Mitch.

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  11. Damyanti Biswas says:

    I saw, “Thank you for driving carefully” I wondered “What’s wrong with this?” Took me a min to see the toppled car behind it. Cracked open sounding like a vacuum cleaner.

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  12. One day normality will become fashionable again, Mitch. 😊 Or at least I live in hope. But there again, while some people will sue for not being told the obvious we will continue read such labels as remove child before washing and ‘don’t try to dry your dog in microwave.’
    Yep it’s true a woman put her beloved little doggie in a microwave to dry it 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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