Beyond Useless!

Use·less [ˈyo͞osləs] ADJECTIVE – Not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome, e.g. “A piece of useless knowledge” – Synonyms: futile · pointless · purposeless. Be·yond – Uselessness that rises to the level of an art form: “To uselessness and beyond!”

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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31 Responses to Beyond Useless!

  1. robstroud says:

    I think I actually need one of those spuds!

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  2. C.A. Post says:

    Having built houses, everything in the construction “vein,” from balconies, toilet placements, entry gates and stairs and rails had me rolling over with laughter.
    However, I do not see the humor in a very cool ceiling fan. (😂😂)
    Anita’s comment on the muddy jeans: “Yeah, but if you get it muddy in your flowerbed, it’s just going to wash off.” 😄

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  3. Eric Mathews says:

    my daughter lovers her burrito blanket!

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  4. The mind boggles . . .

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  5. Not everything has to be useful. Quirky things can be more fun than useful things. 🙂

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  6. Badfinger (Max) says:

    Thanks Mitch…these always brighten my Fridays.

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  7. Tim Harlow says:

    Good laughs! Thanks! 🤣

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  8. I don’t know where you get your material, Mitch, but it’s great!

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  9. Jon says:

    Part way through, I saw my time was up.

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  10. Willow Croft says:

    Yes, someone just (re)gifted me that cat kleenex box. Sigh.

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  11. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Yeah, this stuff is useless all right, but the designers have to be commended for their creativity!

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  12. leendadll says:

    Lotta Archie McPhee merch there!

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  13. leendadll says:

    I’d totally wear the green hand coat!

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  14. marthadilo3 says:

    Yes, you nailed it! I got an egg separator once that was shaped like a nose. I never could use it! Totally useless!

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