Two New Studies Reveal: Time Travel is Real!

010-Jacob-Von-HogflumeA heavily funded study at the Institute for Advanced Research in Really Important Stuff has shown that all humans (and most animals) travel forward at the rate of 1 (one) DaaT (Day at a Time)! More information will be released in the next 24 hours, which is expected to arrive tomorrow.

A second study at GBIU (Great Big Impressive University) has shown that it is actually possible to “jump forward” in time as much as 9 or 10 hours by employing a technique pioneered by overworked lab assistants, and referred to as “sleep.” (Warning: Scientists say that during this time human bodies continue to age at the rate of 1 DaaT – see above). Also, student assistants report that during these experiments their paid lab positions seem to have mysteriously disappeared!


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34 Responses to Two New Studies Reveal: Time Travel is Real!

  1. The old adage IS to take one day at a “time.”๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. Todd R says:

    It’s true! I can confirm that while reading this post I, myself, aged at 1 DaaT!

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  3. Haha, well, I can’t argue with that! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  4. Very clever, Mitch. (Funny too)

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  5. Badfinger (Max) says:

    I guess I’m a time traveler after all.

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  6. anitashope says:

    That you for this important conclusion to extensive research and for the bit of laughter.

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  7. revruss1220 says:

    Astonishing and mind-boggling, all at the same time. But I wish you would have included an address for the Institute for Advanced Research in Really Important Stuff. I would like to send them a generous contribution to help them continue their Really Important Work,

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  9. quiall says:

    It would not surprise me to learn that obscene amounts of money were paid for research into just this topicโ€ฆ

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  10. I would tell you my joke about time travel, but you didnโ€™t like it. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. Maria Ott Tatham says:

    Mitch, 1 DaaT you outdo yourself!

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  12. Unless you live in MST, when you look at your clock you are either in the past or the future compared to me. Which makes one of us a time traveler. Or both of us? Hmm. Either way I do wish we could all go back in time before the world went mad, whenever that was…

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  13. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  14. This really made me chuckle ๐Ÿคฃ

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  15. Pam Webb says:

    Was Dr Who consulted in this study?

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  16. Hmm, “sleep” you say … ?

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  17. Charlee: “If sleep is time travel, then obviously we cats are the ultimate time travelers!”

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  18. Damyanti Biswas says:

    I must confess, I was a tad bit excited and intrigued by this topic. But I’m not disappointed ๐Ÿ˜€ Hahaha.

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  19. Good to know that I am a time traveler. What an interesting topic.๐Ÿ™‚

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  20. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Yep, thatโ€™s about right. Time travel is daily process, right?



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  21. rwfrohlich says:

    Time travel, it’s a long freaking journey. And you can never go back.


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