A heavily funded study at the Institute for Advanced Research in Really Important Stuff has shown that all humans (and most animals) travel forward at the rate of 1 (one) DaaT (Day at a Time)! More information will be released in the next 24 hours, which is expected to arrive tomorrow.
A second study at GBIU (Great Big Impressive University) has shown that it is actually possible to “jump forward” in time as much as 9 or 10 hours by employing a technique pioneered by overworked lab assistants, and referred to as “sleep.” (Warning: Scientists say that during this time human bodies continue to age at the rate of 1 DaaT – see above). Also, student assistants report that during these experiments their paid lab positions seem to have mysteriously disappeared!
Mitch Teemley 
The old adage IS to take one day at a “time.”😉
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It’s true! I can confirm that while reading this post I, myself, aged at 1 DaaT!
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Haha, well, I can’t argue with that! 😉
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Very clever, Mitch. (Funny too)
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I guess I’m a time traveler after all.
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That you for this important conclusion to extensive research and for the bit of laughter.
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Just doing my job keeping the public informed, ma’am.
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Oh, I think you’ve gone above and beyond the call, here, Mitch…
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Astonishing and mind-boggling, all at the same time. But I wish you would have included an address for the Institute for Advanced Research in Really Important Stuff. I would like to send them a generous contribution to help them continue their Really Important Work,
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Oddly enough, I can’t seem to find them listed.
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Ah ~ however, both Mitch and I know of TWO especially deserving causes for your consideration… Writers! Seriously seminal stuff! Great gratuitous guff! A couple full of bull! Um, DON’T we, Mitch?… ☺️
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Well, since you brought it up, Ana…
Do you need my bank account routing number, Russell?
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It would not surprise me to learn that obscene amounts of money were paid for research into just this topic…
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;>)
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I would tell you my joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it. 🙂
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;>) Thanks for the heads-up, Dori.
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Mitch, 1 DaaT you outdo yourself!
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Unless you live in MST, when you look at your clock you are either in the past or the future compared to me. Which makes one of us a time traveler. Or both of us? Hmm. Either way I do wish we could all go back in time before the world went mad, whenever that was…
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See today’s blog post.
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😂🤣😉
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This really made me chuckle 🤣
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Was Dr Who consulted in this study?
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Yes. And no.
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Ambiguity accepted.
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Hmm, “sleep” you say … ?
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Charlee: “If sleep is time travel, then obviously we cats are the ultimate time travelers!”
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Yes indeed!
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😀
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I must confess, I was a tad bit excited and intrigued by this topic. But I’m not disappointed 😀 Hahaha.
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;>)
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Good to know that I am a time traveler. What an interesting topic.🙂
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Hi Mitch,
Yep, that’s about right. Time travel is daily process, right?
Thanks,
Gary
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Time travel, it’s a long freaking journey. And you can never go back.
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