Bumper Stickers Forever!

There’s a rumor that car bumpers offer some kind of protection, but we all know they really exist (along with back windows) as a place to say that one thing that will instantly correct everyone’s wrong-headed opinions, or invite them to celebrate how many kids, dogs and cats you have…or at the very least make them snort their morning lattes. It’s the latter I love. Here are a few snort-worthy classics. Have a great weekend!

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32 Responses to Bumper Stickers Forever!

  1. Mitch: Especially the baby and the board one. How about this onel ” I sincerely apologize for driving too close to your front bumper” Norm

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  2. Mitch, I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a jeep the other day that said, “Watch Out For Motorcycles.” The jeep was in front of me, and proceeded to then run the stop sign. Watch out indeed!

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  3. Ronit says:

    lol Lots of creativity! 🙂

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  4. Anonymous says:

    😂😂😂 Thanks Mitch!

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  5. Thanks for the smiles today, Mitch!

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  6. “Stupid isn’t a handicap park somewhere else” 😂

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  7. Chaya Sheela says:

    Creative bumper stickers! Thank you Mitch for sharing. Made me smile a lot.
    Have a wonderful weekend.

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  8. Caroll says:

    Laugh out loud priceless! Who can resist forwarding this post to all their friends?!

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  9. Ana Daksina says:

    “Baby on board.” Oh, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch… 😂

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  10. Lisa Beth says:

    Ahh, you brought me back to my college days and old ’68 Pontiac LeMans. NO NUKES. SAVE THE WHALES. TURKEY MUST PAY.
    I can’t remember the rest, my bumper was full!

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  11. I want the “I saw that” sticker. 🙂

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  12. sniderjerry says:

    A popular bumper sticker back in the 70s was “Jesus died for your sins. At that time I was in the Marines. One of my friends was a Sioux Indian. He told me that on his reservation they had bumper stickers that read, “Custer died for your sins.” Have a great day. Jerry

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  13. Carla says:

    These are great. I always love your slideshows, Mitch.

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  14. Willow Croft says:

    Yes, yes, in fact, I do have those stickers with a person and about twenty cats…on cat towers, playing (the violin), and all kinds of other cat shenanigans! LOL!

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  15. c.a. says:

    I’m stealing the Toyoda one for a future blog about Bella Notte, my favorite restaurant in Lexington, KY! Gotta go THERE if you come HERE!
    It is owned and operated by Kuini Toyoda! 🤠

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  16. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Such fun! It was bumper stickers like these that helped keep me entertained during my days as a commuter. There are some clever people out there!

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  17. AJ Hauser says:

    Bwahahahahahaa… the bear… hahaha!

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  18. These are awesome and hilarious!! So many good ones!!

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  19. I want to get my husband the one that says, “Yes, this is my truck, No, I won’t help you move.” Too, too funny. Again, thanks for the laughs. 🙂

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  20. Pam Webb says:

    I am still a fan of the classic “Visualize Whirled Peas.”

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  21. I laughed hardest when I saw the “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. Thanks for the laughs!


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