There’s a rumor that car bumpers offer some kind of protection, but we all know they really exist (along with back windows) as a place to say that one thing that will instantly correct everyone’s wrong-headed opinions, or invite them to celebrate how many kids, dogs and cats you have…or at the very least make them snort their morning lattes. It’s the latter I love. Here are a few snort-worthy classics. Have a great weekend!
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Mitch Teemley 
Mitch: Especially the baby and the board one. How about this onel ” I sincerely apologize for driving too close to your front bumper” Norm
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Mitch, I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a jeep the other day that said, “Watch Out For Motorcycles.” The jeep was in front of me, and proceeded to then run the stop sign. Watch out indeed!
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lol Lots of creativity! 🙂
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😂😂😂 Thanks Mitch!
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Thanks for the smiles today, Mitch!
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“Stupid isn’t a handicap park somewhere else” 😂
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Creative bumper stickers! Thank you Mitch for sharing. Made me smile a lot.
Have a wonderful weekend.
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Thanks, Chaya.
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Laugh out loud priceless! Who can resist forwarding this post to all their friends?!
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“Baby on board.” Oh, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch… 😂
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Ahh, you brought me back to my college days and old ’68 Pontiac LeMans. NO NUKES. SAVE THE WHALES. TURKEY MUST PAY.
I can’t remember the rest, my bumper was full!
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I want the “I saw that” sticker. 🙂
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Love them!
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A popular bumper sticker back in the 70s was “Jesus died for your sins. At that time I was in the Marines. One of my friends was a Sioux Indian. He told me that on his reservation they had bumper stickers that read, “Custer died for your sins.” Have a great day. Jerry
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I remember seeing that one! Thanks, you too, Jerry.
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So funny!
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These are great. I always love your slideshows, Mitch.
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Thanks. I enjoy putting them together, Carla.
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Yes, yes, in fact, I do have those stickers with a person and about twenty cats…on cat towers, playing (the violin), and all kinds of other cat shenanigans! LOL!
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I’m stealing the Toyoda one for a future blog about Bella Notte, my favorite restaurant in Lexington, KY! Gotta go THERE if you come HERE!
It is owned and operated by Kuini Toyoda! 🤠
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Oh, yeah? We do get down to Lexington every now and then; it’s close enough for daytrips. I’ll tell my wife about it. Thanks!
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Such fun! It was bumper stickers like these that helped keep me entertained during my days as a commuter. There are some clever people out there!
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Yep!
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Bwahahahahahaa… the bear… hahaha!
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These are awesome and hilarious!! So many good ones!!
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I want to get my husband the one that says, “Yes, this is my truck, No, I won’t help you move.” Too, too funny. Again, thanks for the laughs. 🙂
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I am still a fan of the classic “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
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Me too, Pam.
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I laughed hardest when I saw the “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. Thanks for the laughs!
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