A Holiday You May Have Missed!

Every day in May is a holiday. Except one! There are serious days like National Day of Prayer and Memorial Day. There are the things-to-do days, like Free Comic Book Day (5/7), Eat What you Want Day (5/11), Red Nose Day (5/23), and National Burger Day (5/28). And then there are the biggies:

'May Day' by Tyler Humphrey (etsy.com)May Day, 5/1 – In which we celebrate by dancing lustfully around a pole in our front yards, and then going down in flames, shouting, “May Day! May Day! Workers of the world unite!”

giphyStar Wars Day, 5/4 – In which we attach cinnamon buns to the sides of our heads, wave around cardboard rolls, making “Pew! Pew!” noises, and talk with a lisp (“May the fourth be with you!”).

Moms Rule (nobleworkscards.com)Mother’s Day – In which we celebrate the person who first suckled us, and then spent the next five years shouting, “Don’t put that in your mouth!”

Cinco de Mayo in Atlantic City, NJCinco de Mayo, 5/5 – In which people in Atlantic City celebrate the way they think Mexicans do, and Mexicans smack their heads, muttering, “¡Ay, caramba! What are those loco Norteamericanos up to now?”

Headshot2And finally, the missing holiday: Cumpleaños de Mitcho, 5/12! — In which I stealthily and cleverly inform you in pseudo-Spanish that today is, in fact, my birthday!

But seriously, whatever it is you celebrate, do it con gusto, mis amigos…

Because every day is a gift!

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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107 Responses to A Holiday You May Have Missed!

  1. Feliz Cumplaños, amigo! May 18 is Cumpleaños de Esteban Day!

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  2. atimetoshare.me says:

    A very important day indeed. I thank God for your birthday. Your talent has been blessed by him and you are a beacon for many. Have a wonderful day!

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  3. Sure hope you’ll figure out how to celebrate just that!

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  4. LOL, yes, Mitch, I was informed by a Facebook notification that today was your birthday. (Facebook has not yet figured out that I am ignoring it for at least 40 days.)
    I’m sure as a theater person you remember the Broadway Musical, “Mame.” I was in the chorus for that show years ago, and I remember the opening song – “It’s Today!” where Auntie Mame was telling everyone at her party that what they were celebrating was “today” – which we can (and should) celebrate ANY day. 🙂

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  5. Happy Birthday to You
    Happy Birthday to You
    Happy Birthday, Dear Brother Mitch Teemley
    And Many More, Too 😀

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  6. Compleanos feliz, Mitch! Hasta la vista!

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  8. quiall says:

    Ha ha ha! Happy Birthday! Way to bury the lead…

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  9. Happy Birthday! And is a beautiful gift , many blessings to you 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉

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  10. Hope you have a happy birthday! Cheers!

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  11. Many Happy Returns of the Day Mitch!

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  12. Gail Perry says:

    Another person saying Feliz Cumpleaños! May it be fun!

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  13. Matilda Novak says:

    Happiest of Birthdays to you, Mitch!
    May God bless you in every way….

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  14. pastorpete51 says:

    Thanks for giving us the gift of laughter on your birthday. Happy birthday my friend. God bless!

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  15. In agreement with Pastor Pete––thanks for the laugh, Mitch, and Happy Birthday.
    The Moms Rule Mother’s Day got me. . . “Don’t put that in your mouth!”

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  16. Wynne Leon says:

    Wow Mitch – you buried the lead! Happy birthday and wishing you a fantastic year full of meaning, mystery and mischief ahead!

    Liked by 5 people

  17. Happy Birthday, Mitch!

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  18. tracykard says:

    Happy birthday!

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  19. trE says:

    Awesome! Happy Birthday, Mitch! I hope you enjoy your day to the fullest!

    Liked by 2 people

  20. Mike U. says:

    Happy birthday, good sir! Hope it’s a good one! 🙂

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  21. WebbBlogs says:

    Happy Birthday Mitch! Hope you are out enjoying your day!

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  22. yassy says:

    Have a good one, Mitch.

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  23. Ok you got me 👏happy birthday 🥳

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  24. rwfrohlich says:

    I shall celebrate your milestone with a glass of red wine followed by a brief nap. Happy birthday!

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  25. Yay May birthday mines is the 18th! Happy Birthday 🎊🎂

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  26. bersinink says:

    Happy birthday! Hope you have a beautiful day! 🎉🎈

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  27. Uncoffined says:

    Happy Birthday Mitch!

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  28. Todd R says:

    29 again? Happy birthday!

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  29. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day, Mitch. 🌞

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  30. ejstoo says:

    Happy Birthday!

    Liked by 1 person

  31. ellie894 says:

    Happy happy Birthday Mitch!! 🎉🎈

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  32. AllenW says:

    Happy Birthday, Mitch!

    Liked by 1 person

  33. Piano girl says:

    Happy Birthday to you!
    🎶😊🎶

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  34. ABoomer says:

    Happy Birthday!!

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  35. annieasksyou says:

    I thought your conclusion was “Every day is A MITCH DAY.” Hope it’s been felicitous: a happy start to your new journey around the sun.

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  36. #hood says:

    what do you have for 5/9, 5/13, 5/48, & 5/53?

    Like

  37. murisopsis says:

    A belated Happy Birthday. This will be easy to remember since it is the same day as my MIL’s.

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  38. Happy birthday Mitch. You share it my first great-granddaughter, who is now all of one day old.

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  39. Nancy Richy says:

    Buon compleanno, Mitch, as we say in Italiano. Hope your day was fantastico! 🥳

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  40. Rocky says:

    Felix complements, or however happy birthday is said in español.

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  41. Happy belated birthday! Tomorrow is “Dance Like a Chicken Day.” There’s a day worth celebrating!

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  42. Dawn Marie says:

    A very happy belated birthday wish extended your way – wrapped with hugs and blessings for a joyous (additional) year of “life” to celebrate!

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  43. Oh, happy belated birthday!! All God’s best to you!! And many happy, healthy more!!

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  44. Charlee: “Wait, what? Cats with lightsabers?”
    Chaplin: “Why don’t WE have lightsabers?”
    Both: “DAAAAAADAAAAA! We want lightsabers!”
    Java Bean: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this …”

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  45. Eva Ngelista says:

    Oh, I missed your birthday,
    Happy birthday, Mitch!!!
    May GOD bless your new age and may HE grant you all your hearts’ desires and answer all your prayers!!!
    Sadly also missed “eat what you want day”… maybe next year… 🙂

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  46. successbmine says:

    It’s a bit late in the day, but still the day is not quite over, so a very happy birthday, Mitch! Hope it was all you expected and more and that the coming year will be the best ever. God bless.

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