My Featured Blogger this week is “the weird girl” (that’s what she goes by) of The Sassy Weirdo. I know very little about “twg,” except that she grew up in a village in Africa (I think), is young, imminently relatable, and amusingly blunt (heads-up there). So I simply can’t help but like her–and introduce you to her!
Being a woman is great. Sometimes though, I wish I could trade in my uterus for a pair of balls. And by sometimes, I mean the 5 days(give or take) periodof pain we have to go through every month.
Puberty brings forth a lot of perks. Still, us girlies can agree that menstrual pain is a different kind of monster. Imagine a criminally insane butcher chopping up your insides into tiny pieces, then setting them on fire. That’s how it feels like.
The female body is capable of exceptional things. Look at us, we bleed every month and still don’t die. A girls time of the month is one of those moments where we are not to be messed with. Seriously, hell hath no fury like a woman with period cravings.
You don’t know whether you want to fight everyone within a ten mile radius, eat anything you…
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Mitch Teemley 
I remember the perks of being a girl. Wait until you hit mental pause also known as menopause. 😉
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As I told your sassy weirdo,
“Grammar Police to the Rescue:
Commas save lives, as in: Let’s eat Grandma.” vs. “Let’s eat, Grandma.”
That said, it is very unlikely that a woman could “cry [herself] into a comma” unless you are referring to its physical dimensions, curled down.
I suspect you meant “coma,” but I am hoping this is not your “time of the month” to offer this helpful suggestion. Please do not kill me. 😂”
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She’s a trip! I just followed her😂
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Ah wouldn’t it be nice to have a magic comma person read all I write before I publish. I love a full stop I have to take a rest but a comma just gets in the way of my explosive expression. I understand a little and appreciate what was written. Thank you for sharing.🙂
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My pleasure, Sandy, Roy, Bess, and/or Bugzy. ;>)
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Mostly Sandy🤣🤣🤣
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Gotcha, Sandy. ~Mostly Mitch
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Ha!!!🤣
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I’m always excited to see a new post from the Weird Girl show up in my inbox!
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