Ad Slogans – What We’re Really Thinking

It’s shopping time again! From Black Friday (though this year it’s more like Black Everyday), to Cyber Monday, to infinity and beyond! Along with the emails we get from advertisers we never subscribed to (click ‘unsubscribe’ and give them your email address so they can sell it to still more advertisers). It’s hard not be cynical, when we’re inundated with advertising slogans. It’s time to slogan back at ’em! These faux ads do just that!

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42 Responses to Ad Slogans – What We’re Really Thinking

  1. Who said comedy is dead….these are funny. 😎

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  2. 4FabFriends says:

    Hahahahahaha, love this! PS. Why are cardboard rings so delicious?

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  3. Smell like a grandpa! Thanks for the fun!

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  4. Love your slogans – especially the the Old Spice. If any young man smelled like her grandpa, our granddaughter Genie would marry him on the spot. 💞😂

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  5. Finally–truth in advertising!!

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  6. Made me laugh out loud. Reminded me of my days in advertising. Reminded me of why I got out of advertising. We used to come up with ads like these to help alleviate the pressure of tight deadlines…because noting oils the machine like last-minute panic and nothing sets the stage for panic like creative procrastination.

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  7. Terrific, Mitch. Thank you.

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  8. The one about the SIMS made me laugh so hard I almost dropped my phone.

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  9. These are hilarious, Mitch, and so many of them are spot-on!

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  10. Fun and funny truth in advertising, Mitch. My beef with beef is it tastes awful unless it gets soused in Lea & Perrins’ Original Worcestershire Sauce (however it’s pronounced). But why would this elixir not upstage steak considering all of these delish, in the mix ingreds: Distilled White Vinegar, Molasses, Sugar, Water, Salt, Onions, Anchovies, Garlic, Cloves, Tamarind Extract, Natural Flavorings, Chili Pepper Extract. Who even needs the meat; just pour it on a piece of toast!

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  11. pkadams says:

    I read these to my 18 year old son and he says that’s Boomer humor .🤣 They made me laugh .

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  12. ejstoo says:

    Nothing says Christmas more than a guy in a red suit and a dead tree with presents…yup. 😉 That’s what it’s really about.

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  13. Webb Blogs says:

    Love the Old Spice one. 😁 Every year as a joke gift, one of the boys ( they are actually men now)in our family wraps a bottle of Old Spice that has been around for many many years. It is then given to another family member who then hangs on to it and passes it on the next year. Its a silly tradition they have done for so long.

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  14. scribelady says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard this loud in a long time. Thanks, Mitch. (I especially liked Hallmark and Ikea.)

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  15. numrhood says:

    kentucky fried chicken we do chicken wrong

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  16. Those were so funny! I needed that. Thanks

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  17. Willow Croft says:

    Ha, yep, I’m about to terrorize my cats today, and pretend to like coffee! LOL

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  18. Ann Coleman says:

    Loved these! And yeah, I fell for that “unsubscribe” thing more than once……

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  19. Melissa Lynne says:

    Today I learned about the “unsubscribe” thing 😳 But, at least your spot-on ads made it all better! I’m still giggling about the Adobe Acrobat one.

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  22. boromax says:

    Reblogged this on ~ Trivial Music Silliness ~ and commented:
    Here is an entertaining blast from Mitch’s past. Mitch, honestly, you find the funnest stuff!

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  23. boromax says:

    Hilarious! Mitch – I reblogged this four and a half months later to

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  24. boromax says:

    Oh. Haha! I did not realize it auto-generated a comment that told you I reblogged it.


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