Everything You Never Needed to Know About Me

Getting Ready to Go to the Prom” (my first film appearance), shot by the illustrious Kathy’s Mom.

In my early blogging days, when I still posted by telegraph, I regularly responded to Blogger Award invitations. I don’t do those anymore, preferring nowadays to cheer on new bloggers. However, since I normally do My Real Memoir posts on Tuesdays, and since I’m on location shooting a film this week, here are a few of my “tell us about yourself” responses to one of those early Blogger Awards. Because, of course, everyone wants to know everything there is to know about me. Right? (Cue throat-clearing.)

  • My name, according to one source, means “little loaf of bread.”

  • I’m an only child and founder of The International Association for Only Children Who Talk Nonstop About Themselves (also its only member).

  • I have ADHD and am also the founder of People With ADHD United to Hey What’s That Over There?

  • I’m a writer, filmmaker, actor, composer; I’ve even been a dancer (briefly). My high school career counselor looked at my SATs and said, “Go into any of the arts–just stay away from math.”

  • My childhood paper route remains the longest job I’ve ever had.

  • I’ve made a living as a paperboy, musician, actor, mime, comedian, teacher, preacher, writer, encyclopedia salesman, and filmmaker.

  • My rock group The Daily Planet once beat Steven Seagal‘s group in a high school battle of the bands. Take that, Steven. Hi-yah!

  • I once visited my uncle Frank, a cinematographer at Disney Studios, while he was shooting a movie called Tron, and thought, “Hmm, computer animation? That might just work.”

  • I used to go by the nickname “Og,” and called my first apartment Og Hollow, until a Swedish guy asked me why I’d named it “Eye Socket.” Og Hollow is now my music publishing name (Eye Socket was already taken).

  • I have never been a pipe fitter or a gigolo.

  • This space for rent.

  • Question: What do you want to improve about your blog? Answer: Me.

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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28 Responses to Everything You Never Needed to Know About Me

  1. LOL! Well, Og, you’re not the only member of IAOCWTNAT, but you’re definitely the most talented!

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  2. Sideburns! Our son is an only whose parents are both first-borns. (I’ve apologized.) He’s thanked me for taking him to see “Tron.” (He’s 46.)

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  3. Lisa Beth says:

    Love your film debut, Little Loaf. Thanks for cool laughs on a hot day!

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  4. revruss1220 says:

    Very interesting snapshot! I actually was kind of interested. You and I only have one point of intersection on our resumes, but we do share several personal adjectives: “Sinner,” “Forgiven,” and “Child of God,” come most immediately to mind.

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  5. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Even what we never needed to know about you makes fun reading! Thanks for the smiles, Mitch!

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  6. Og, thanks for all the great info about you …

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  7. How much is the rent, Og?

    I googled ‘AHD’. This is what I found:
    What does AHD stand for in medical terms?
    Alveolar hydatid disease: Abbreviated AHD. A parasitic disease caused by the larval stage of a microscopic tapeworm Echinococcus multilocularis. AHD is found worldwide, mostly in northern latitudes.

    You have TAPEWORMS? EWWWWWW!!!!

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  8. kegarland says:

    I remember watching Tron in elementary school :-/ It’s funny what people thought would/wouldn’t be marketable lol

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  9. Everything I never wanted to know about Mitch! 😀

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  10. Very entertaining and interesting. I enjoyed the old film of you too. 🙂

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  11. Michele Lee says:

    Fun post! You’ve never been a pipe fitter? Surprising! 😆

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  12. Carla says:

    I love that video of your prom date. She was definitely a good sport. I hope all is going well on your movie shoot, Og.

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  13. So hilarious! Great post, Mitch. God bless!

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  14. LOVED that prom video! Made me laugh out loud, which of course woke both my dogs from their slumber and their confusion made me laugh more. You’d think they’d be used to this weird owner of theirs by now 😛
    Great post! Thank you for all the smiles and laughter.

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  15. I want to join your group of “only children.”

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  16. I love all the tid-bits. I think we are naturally nosy but some of us find it best not to pry. Video was quite entertaining. Thanks for sharing the fun.

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