Hilarious Customer Reviews

Ever since I had the World’s Most Incompetent Dental Office nearly destroy my mouth last year, and wrote (if I don’t say so myself) a brilliantly snarky review, I’ve had a new appreciation for clever product reviews. You’ll need to click on these individually to read the actual reviews, or start the slide show, but trust me, it’s worth it. But, hey, if you think I’ve steered you wrong, write a brilliantly snarky review!

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46 Responses to Hilarious Customer Reviews

  1. masercot says:


    I’ve been satisfied with Mitch Teemley’s blogs for the most part and my entire family enjoys them; but, in THIS case, I was VERY unsatisfied. I clicked on it and it arrived broken. The slide show made a grinding noise and a friend of mine said that indicated it had never been oiled. When I contacted Mitch Teemley, he was unresponsive… although that might’ve been because the battery was dead on my phone.

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  2. revruss1220 says:

    HILARIOUS! Five-stars! I particularly enjoyed the Q&A about the altar bread. Keep ‘em coming!

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  3. bekitschig says:

    My goodness … How do you find this stuff?

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  4. Having heard that laughter is good medicine, I indulged in reading your submission. As there was no warning label and no precaution from you, the prescriber, I apparently overdosed and nearly passed out from lack of oxygen. Or hyperventilating. From laughing too long and too hard.

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  5. Keziah says:

    Thank you for this. So funny and I appreciate you giving us more ways to laugh and smile. Keep up the good work!! 🙂

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  6. boromax says:

    Mitch, mitch, mitch, mitch, mitch.


    I think you have given me inspiration for a fresh way of making a nuisance of myself. Write and post sarcastilarious reviews!!!

    I am not confident the monetary compensation for this occupation will be sufficient to support my ascetic lifestyle, but the exercise of snarky rebelliousness will be therapeutic for my emotional well-being.

    Thank you.

    Seriously. Like… from my heart’s bottom: Thank you.

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  7. Haha this afforded a good laugh!

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  8. Oh, the snark, the snark, be still my beating heart!

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  9. pkadams says:

    Love it! Thanks! My favorite was the English Grammar one. I’m on a Russian kick. Have you seen Dan Sheekoz on Youtube?

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  10. Candice says:

    I honestly laughed until I cried! I have to cut this short so I can go and buy one or two of those watches before they sell out.

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  11. Lisa Beth says:

    Utterly hilarious! Reading in bed and the mattress is shaking with laughter. Thanks Mitch for needed chuckes! 😃

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  12. endean0 says:

    A brilliant collection of reviews. As a non reader of reviews I see I’m missing out on some of these hilarious postings. Perhaps you could make it a regular feature?

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  13. Here’s a review that put a smile on my face recently: ‘Philip Neal just needs to advertise a little better to ensure he gets the right clientele. So, to help him out I would recommend this shop to anyone who quite likes being yelled at when just wanting to clarify the price of a box of chocolates after hearing varying prices. For people who also enjoy being berated and love hearing a nonsensical babble at a high volume, this chocolate shop will be right up their alley. As a bonus customers who’d like their voice to be rudely mimicked by a bully of a shop owner, well, I would suggest racing over to this chocolatier immediately.’

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  14. RealFatimaSays says:

    I love reading funny reviews. These are awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

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  15. Rhonda says:

    Ha ha ha!! Thanks for the laughs Mitch!

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  16. This blog post ruined my makeup and my clothing because I laughed so hard I cried and peed my pants. There was no warning about possible side effects or directions to wear waterproof mascara and adult diapers while reading.

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  17. Ann Coleman says:

    Those made my day….

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  19. gpavants says:


    Wow! Wow, people, people, people!



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  20. Thanks for the hilarity! Believe it or not, I read this after posting amazon reviews. Ever try reviewing some gift you sent to someone that you never saw the item? After this post, I think I can do that review now!

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