Happy New Weird!

2020: The year we laughed until we cried. No, wait, make that cried until we laughed. Because, whatever else 2020 may have taught us, it taught us how to laugh in the face of absurdity–together, or, well, six feet apart, but together in spirit. So, Happy New Year, everybody. And if 2021 is anything like 2020, Happy New Weird!

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“First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up.” ~Unknown

“Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs: We roam the house looking for food, we’re told ‘no’ if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides and walks.” ~Unknown

“After all the stupid things I’ve done in my life, if I die because I touched my face, I’m gonna be pissed.” ~Unknown

“The bright side of 2020 being the worst year ever is that it will drastically reduce the amount of ‘hindsight is 2020’ jokes next year.” ~Unknown

“Has anyone tried flipping back to the beginning of 2020 and choosing a different adventure?” ~Unknown

“After years of swearing that I couldn’t clean my house because I didn’t have enough time, 2020 has proven that may have not been the reason.” ~The Super Mom Life

“My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called, ‘Why are you doing it that way?’ There are no winners.” ~Eric Spiegelman

“My husband and I switched sides of the bed this weekend and that’s what we call ‘vacation’ now.” ~Ilana Glazer

“Look, 2020, I just think I should start seeing other years.” ~Unknown

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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70 Responses to Happy New Weird!

  1. Blessed and Happy New Year, Mitch!

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  2. Excellent post and HILARIOUS!

    Happy 2021! And, as always, Trees with strong roots smile in storms thankful for the free power wash bath and don’t waste trouble and make diamonds out of misfortunes. Again, Happy 2021 and doing the best you can with the workability of every circumstance.

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  3. claire says:

    Thanks for the chuckle! Happy new year!

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  4. Gersom Clark says:

    Happy New Year Mitch! GOD bless you and your family!

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  5. I love the after 2020 that time’s not the reason for Not housecleaning. LaUGHING FULL-ON OUT LOUD. Wow, laughing in caps goes to effin 12. Like 11 wasn’t enough… 🙂

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  6. Linda Lee/Lady Quixote says:

    Thank you for the LOLs! That social distancing baptism almost made me choke!!

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  7. Happy New Year, Mitch. Here’s to more laughs.

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  8. Happy New Year, Mitch! I’m hoping for an uneventful new year.

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  9. Gail Perry says:

    Happy New Year, Mitch. And may 2021 not be the movie for which 2020 was the trailer 😳

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  10. Things have to get better, but it’s always good to be able to have a chuckle over what we can’t change. Happy new year!

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  11. Piano girl says:

    Happy New Year! Thanks for the humor!

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  12. annemperry says:

    Thanx for the 2020 levity. So funny you had me laughing until I cried! 😂 Even forwarded to my brother and a friend, something I never do. A very welcome reprieve from the year from H*** we’ve all experienced. 😷

    Wishing you & Trudy a HAPPY & HEALTHY NEW YEAR 🎊😊🎉

    Anne Marie Perry

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  13. badfinger20 (Max) says:

    Happy New Year Mitch!

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  14. markbierman says:

    I love this post. There is always something to laugh about. The photo with the red ballon in refernce to ‘IT’ was my favourite. (I grew up reading Stephen King) Thank you for the lighthearted post. So many of us needed this.

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  15. The witty wisdom of Unknown reminds me of all the great music written by Anonymous.  Laughter and music help us thru tough times.

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  16. Hopefully, 2021 will be somewhat better to us. I liked your fun pictures and texts.
    Safe, healthy and happy New Year!

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  17. Feels really good to laugh. Thanks, Mitch!

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  18. pkadams says:

    Happy New Year! My favorite was the pool tube thingy hat.

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  19. librepaley says:

    Particularly appreciate the cat, as a cat owner.

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  20. c.f. leach says:

    Thanx for the humor Mitch. I don’t know what I’m going to do with you—I guess keep praying. You are one hot mess my friend!(LOL) Happy Weird Year to you too. Blessings and Peace.

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  21. munyingnying says:

    Lol, thanks for sharing the funny images. Wishing you a blessed year ahead.

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  22. Danny Yeoman says:

    The bench of social distancing is amazing!

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  23. Mya says:

    Hilarious meme collection 🤣🤣
    Happy New Year 🌻

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  24. Yael_Eliyahu says:

    The distancing baptism is the best. 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks! Blessed to be in a lenient state where we largely continue to live life. Enjoy this new year!

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  25. Hilarious New Year’s post, Mitch! Funniest I’ve seen ❤ Happy New Year!

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