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I have a theory. Bear with me, it’s kind of crazy, I know, but… What if conspiracy theories are actually just conspiracy theories?
I’m back from the supermarket. This is always challenging for me. Not only because I have to wear a mask, but because I suffer from Advanced EIOTS (Everything in One Trip Syndrome). Please don’t laugh. Millions have contracted the condition this year.
Things are getting better! Have you noticed that the old expression, “I don’t give a sh-t” has lately become, “I don’t give two sh-ts”? Apparently, people now give at least one sh-t!
Linked-In just informed me that my profile was being read by the U.S. Air Force. I knew I should have done a better job hiding my spacecraft. I’ve sent a message to the Mother Ship: Ħ≈ᲴᲶᲱ჻Ჭᵹᵲᶞ₾₹ⴟ.
And now I wait.
Christmas, 2020 And you thought the first half of the year was surprising.