WASHINGTON, Nov. 2 (United Press Irrational) – According to a recent phone survey by the National Association for the Hearing Impaired, over 90% of those polled said that, in the current election, they would vote for:
It was unclear whether they meant they would brave the bug known as COVID-19 in order to cast their vote, or whether they were actually referring to the two major presidential nominees themselves. There is considerable disagreement as to which will ultimately do the most damage to our democratic crop, once considered America’s most significant export.
On a personal note, I hiked up my courage and voted live this morning! (That’s me in the pic.) The polling place was surprisingly peaceful and well-managed, unlike the rest of our world these days. Yeah, I know that sounds a bit cynical, but I really do hold out hope that we can eliminate the worst of these bugs, burn all of our masks, and create a better future. Together!