Woohoo! I Got a New Hedge Trimmer!

Our front and back yards desperately need trimming:

I’ve been using the old-fashioned method, and it’s just not that effective. So, I bought a new hedge trimmer! Here’s me Before, and me Now:

I’m so excited! Here’s a bush I trimmed yesterday, Before and After:

I love this tool! The neighbor’s poodle needs trimming, and I offered to help. Here’s their poodle Before and After I get done trimming it:

What do you think?

Happy yard work, everyone!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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32 Responses to Woohoo! I Got a New Hedge Trimmer!

  1. I think I got a good laugh out this!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. revruss1220 says:

    You are indeed a master of the clipper, sir. Now the trick will be to keep any of that from growing back again!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Dora says:

    Lol. You need a disclaimer: “No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Joke” 🙂

    Liked by 5 people

  4. Pam Webb says:

    Time to set up a neighborhood barber shop.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. anitashope says:

    Poor bush…thanks for the laugh.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. delphini510 says:

    The poodle to the left is ever so cute. 🌻.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Lesley says:

    Ha-ha, brilliant! 😂

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Erika says:

    Soon we are starting the hedge trimming season over here too… thanks for the inputs… lol

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Bel says:

    Lol! This made me laugh. Great Job! 👊

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Great work, Mitch! However, your hedge’s branches are way too thick. Have you ever considered cutting everything down to around half a foot tall? I restarted my hedge (elm) and wound up with much thinner branches and thicker, top to bottom foliage.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Could you please put your trimming talents to work on the invasive vines overtaking the native foliage in Mount Airy Forest and elsewhere?!

    Liked by 3 people

  12. Life is better with power tools. I’d ask you to come over and trim the hedges in my yard, but I don’t have any hedges. I am planning on planting some hedges. Maybe in 10 years you could stop by and help with the overgrown whatever I plant …

    Liked by 1 person

  13. dharkanein says:

    LOL! A new you. For me atleast. Good sense of humor.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. I fought the lawn
    And the lawn won.

    True story.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Hey Mitch
    You must me a cross between Indiana Jones cutting through the jungle and Frodo Baggins worried that Black Riders have invaded the Shire and its beautiful hedges.

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