…to make a world go weird.”
Have a weird weekend, folks (not hard to do these days).
(Click on any image to enlarge it, read caption, or start slide show)
Ninja Attack Beard!
Even the possum things it’s a bit over-the-top.
Stealthy Selife – 1989, Nebraska – “Hey, take a picture of me in front of this field…”
Accupuncturist applying bee venom therapy.
Brilliant, yes, but you can kinda see why the all other scientists avoid him.
Babe Magnet
Bully! – 1908, President Teddy’s campaign image (Eat your heart out, Donald!)
Gatorcyle for sale online (abundantly-endowed woman not included).
Bananacycle – very appealing, no? (Sorry.)
Burt Reynolds Crab Doll for sale online – because, um…
“Cute” sculpture-doll for sale by its creator on Etsy ($180)
Mom: “Cute, honey, really cute.”
Death Wish
Face Swap
Fish Psoriasis treatments in Turkey – skin is a little raw afterward, but it works.
Forget merely rolling your tongue – this girl’s a tongue sculptor!
Getting Slimed! – Woman receiving a Snail Facial in Thailand.
The Gostra (greased pole) run, during the Feast of St Julian, patron of St Julian, Malta.
I’m dreaming of a Great White Christmas?
Oscar Meyer wiener beard?
Little predator, bigger predator, weird predator.
Macho Cat
Militant Ballerinas?
Nanny. Goat.
No one’s sure just what the kid’s book illustrator was on when he painted this, but it was his last commission from the publisher.
No. Just. No.
“Not as fun as I thought it would be.”
Only with Diet Pepsi!
Participants at the Concurso de Feos (Ugly Competition), Bilbao, Spain.
Ramen bath skin treatment in Japan.
Red Bull Flugtag competition, Russia – Enthusiasts compete to fly the longest distance in a self-made aircraft.
Snake Massage at Ms. Ada BarakÕs snake salon in Israel.
Snuggly Wool Chair for sale online.
Subway Rider
Subway Rider
Subway Rider
Subway Rider
Tadahiro Kanemasu is the “Carry-Your-Pram-Ranger” at a Tokyo subway station.
The deer will never see him, but if they do they’ll be easy targets once they fall down laughing.
The King Kong Kid Attacks Barbie’s Bathroom – In 3D!
This is a totally hip look – somewhere.
Turtle Burger – A man reportedly tried to sneak his pet turtle through airport security by disguising it as a humburger.
Wedding Cake Toppers for sale online, because…?
What girl wouldn’t go for this guy?
Who can resist a singing horse-head? (Don’t laugh, his tips have gone way up!)
Um, glam shot?
With toenails this pretty, ya just gotta show ’em off!
Why look for a taxi when you can simpy become one?
Humans! They freak me out!
“As the saying goes, it takes all kinds to make the world go around, though perhaps some shouldn’t go quite so far around it as others.” ~Bill Bryson
“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.” ~ Dick Francis
“I am an artist you know…it is my right to be odd.” ~E.A. Bucchianeri
“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.” ~ Dr. Seuss
“If you think people in your life are normal, then you undoubtedly have not spent any time getting to know the abnormal side of them.” ~ Shannon L. Alder
“There is no such thing as a weird human being. It’s just that some people require more understanding than others.” ~ Tom Robbins
“We tend to judge other by their behavior, and ourselves by our intentions.” ~Unknown
“I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there.” ~Nora Ephron (Commencement Address at Wellesley College)
“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.”
~Martin Luther King Jr.
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Several of these fall into the category of things I wish I could un-see.
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THANK YOU! Needed this today!!!! LOL
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LOL! Very weird. We’re all a little mad here. 🙂
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Some of those pictures were pretty funny.
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OK–snake massage is going too far. Who comes up with such ideas? Talk about nightmare material. Oh no–why did I write that? The power of suggestion had better NOT go into effect!
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As your photos so clearly demonstrate, there is weird–and then there is just plain wrong.
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Nanny goat:)
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Love it! We’re all different, like everyone else… and then I see your post and it tests the limits of that overall inclusion. Some of these seem to come with pre-Approved Darwin Award apps. 🙂 This is a priceless set of images, Mitch. Thanks for the healthy laughter. There’s some real talent for the capital W Weird Top Bill here.
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Fun post! Thanks for the laughs 😂
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The three subway rider pictures are exactly why I prefer to walk–no matter how far–when I visit Manhattan.
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😂❤️❤️❤️🙏🏼
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Those subway riders were hilarious…especially whomever was wearing the ghillie suit.
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