I can’t remember a time I didn’t love signs. When I was 13 I painted one for a local hamburger joint, and was very proud of it. It featured a dead guy opening a casket with the word “Open” on the lid. They chose not to buy my sign. I couldn’t understand why. I sort of get why now.

I still love signs. Clever signs, artistic signs, awkward signs, misspelled signs…anything but boring ones. Here’s a gallery of fun, not-boring, signs (most of them intentionally so, a few unintentionally). Happy May!

(Click on any image to enlarge it, or to begin slide show)

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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26 Responses to Signs!

  1. Eliza Ayres says:

    Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
    Ha, ha!

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  2. I definitely needed this today! Thanks!

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  3. Eliza says:

    Of my gosh… I love them!! At first I knew which ones I liked to tell you – the no soliciting and the read wrong one. Then was laughing through too many to count …..
    Can I reblog this?
    Take care of yourself….
    Love, light and glitter

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  4. K.L. Hale says:

    I really wish you could hear my giggling…or maybe not 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I don’t understand why the burger joint didn’t like your sign? How petty!

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  5. Heidi Viars says:

    I just came in from errands … and was all signed-out … I definitely needed some funny signs for a change 🙂

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  6. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Hilarious collection, Mitch! Sure wish I had my camera that day (decades ago) when we passed a pancake house advertising “BM Pancakes! All U Can Eat!”

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  7. I loved Re-elect Wandering Hordes to Zombies to the State Senate! A great sign we saw in Nova Scotia a couple of years back was on a real estate sign: For God’s sake, will someone please buy this house!

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  8. Tiffany says:

    SOme of these signs. LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. theresaly520 says:

    Hilarious! Love it!

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  10. Candy L says:

    Ha! Thanks for the chuckles…

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Eliza says:

    Reblogged this on Journey to life and commented:
    Mitch posted some signs here. Only some 🙂 his collection is perfect to bring a smile or laughter into your day. Enjoy!

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  12. I like your idea for a sign; shame they didn’t buy it. No sense of humour, obviously. 🤣

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  13. Indriani Zu says:

    This is hilarious haha!

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  14. Candice says:

    I actually laughed till I had tears running down my cheeks!

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  15. kagould17 says:

    Hilarious. Almost as good as IM Spell Check. Thanks for sharing.

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