Dogs and cats are as different as day and night. But like day and night, we must have both or the world as we know it will cease to revolve.
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Dogs and cats do not observe the same code of ethics (Part One).
Dogs and cats do not observe the same code of ethics (Part Two).
Dogs and cats normally differ on politics, however…
Dogs are actually very comfortable around cats.
Cats are the original lighter-than-air vehicles.
Cat altruism is frequently misinterpreted.
The reason dogs don’t wear clothing.
Cat do have heroes.
Cats are excellent teachers.
Cats are extremely clean.
Island dogs are not like city dogs.
Cats are very sophisticated.
Dogs tend to hit on strangers.
Cats are very thoughtful.
Cats make very down-to-earth therapists.
Cats do not do well at funeral services.
How cats handle commands.
Dogs are excellent impressionists.
Dogs are smarter than we give them credit for.
Dogs are not skilled at using toothpicks.
Dogs are very hi-tech.
Dogs do not speak fluent Cat.
Dogs do what has to be done.
“I heard somewhere that dog-cat romances rarely work out. Hello? I don’t think you’re getting what I’m trying to say…”
Dogs don’t do well in zero gravity.
Hmm, mouse doesn’t work. I may be the wireless connection.
Dogs have excellent rear-view vision.
Dogs sin too.
Hey, puppies is puppies.
Humans are toys. Kittens like toys.
Favorite yoga pose: the Downwrd Dog.
Pavlov’s first experiment was not successful.
Leopard spots are in this year.
Oh, sure, he looks amused, but he’s dying inside.
Resistance is futile.
Some assembly required.
The Mercedes SmartDog was not a big seller.
Some say cats are not faithful.
Why 1,001 Arabian Cats was not a big bestseller.
Who says cats aren’t sentimental.
People are made for taking naps on.
Dogs are made for taking naps on.
“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.” ~Carrie Underwood
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” ~Robert Benchley
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” ~Charles de Gaulle
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~Dave Barry
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.” ~Gene Hill
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” ~Bill Dana
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.” ~Mason Cooley
“You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.” ~Jane Pauley
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” ~James Herriot
“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.” ~Robert Southey
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” ~Mary Bly
“The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.” ~Marva Collins
“I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” ~Abraham Lincoln